Sailor midget

A very small man dressed as a sailor, often found in small coastal fishing communities. Local superstition holds that photographing or interacting with the sailor midget is often a bad omen and may result in immediate calamity.

Shortly after he took a picture of the sailor midget, Philip flipped the golf cart and sent his passengers flying into the middle of the road.

by psully April 22, 2019

Tallest Midget

The "Tallest Midget" is when someone or something is the best at something, but that something isn't anything special. The tallest midget is the tallest one of his group - but although he is the tallest midget - he is still, at the end of the day, a midget. Also could be called the "Hottest Garbageman".

Fans of the Clemson Tigers are jubilant after their victory in the 2011 ACC Championship Game. What they fail to realize is, while they are the ACC Championship, they are still the tallest midget.

by Whamdaddy September 4, 2012

mental midget

a person who is narrow-minded or has limited knowledge or insight to anything outside his or her immediate life.

basically someone who lacks education or higher thought.

I tried to start a conversation about Hapsburg Europe with that hot looking babe at the party who is supposedly a history major.
turns out she's just another mental midget, since all she talked about was her ex boyfriend Diego and her Mary Kay cosmetics collection!

by polo June 27, 2005

Eric the Midget

Eric Lynch (born March 11, 1975), better known as Eric the Midget, is a frequent caller of the Howard Stern Radio Show and a reluctant member of "The Wack Pack."

Eric suffers from Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, a disease of the connective tissue. He says that he has outlived every doctor's predictions. He is 3' 5" tall and weighs 85 pounds and uses a motorized wheelchair to get around.

Eric the Midget wants to fly with balloons!

by J-Bell June 29, 2006

Xbox Live Midget

The little kid that has a squeeky voice and gets everyone else irritated. And just remember this fact: Mics make your voice deeper, I'd hate to hear that kid in person. Also known as the ones who whine when it comes to loosing at a game. Not only that, but when they can't end a fight they began, they start using the "N" word! As they grow up, they will have a f'ed up life, tweeking out when someones says "GRENADE!" or "CAMPER!". Oh and one more thing, their parents fail. I mean, what kind of parent lets a 9 year old play this sort of stuff?! I mean, can you imagine seeing these sort of kids in school? THEY MUST BE BANNED, THE MUTE BUTTON ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH!

Me: ROFL I spy noob sniper (throws semtex at Xbox Live Midget)

Xbox Live Midget:(irritating squeeky voice the kills your ears) Wow u sad nig*** u suck wow suck my (not even 1cm) dick.

Me: (hits the mute button) -t bags-

Xbox Live Midget: (keeps repeating the "N" word though i'm not black and yells out random things)

Xbox Live Midget in school: (constantly thinking of the words hayabusa and snipers)

by PTRS Noob December 14, 2009

vanilla midget

A term created by Kevin Nash and popularized bu him and the Klique to describe workers who were good technical wrestlers but believed to be too small and/or boring to ever succeed on a large stage (Dean Malenko, Chris Benoit, Lance Storm.)

Signs of a wrestler being a vanilla midget are small stature, good technical wrestling, poor mic skills, and a rabid stubborn internet fandom.

Dean Malenko can put on a 5 star match to an internet fan but he's too much of a vanilla midget to ever main event a PPV.

by ActuallyknowswhatVanillaMidgetmeans December 12, 2007

Gay Midget

Short ass little faggot

DAMN that Gay Midget gotta phat ass

by Gay Midget August 20, 2018