Mexican Pipe Cleaner

A poop so tidy and straight that no wiping is needed in order to clean the rectal area.

Lucky for the man in the stall without toiletries, he released a Mexican Pipe Cleaner and went on his merry way.

by Persephone's Vacuum January 21, 2005

mexican chin

A fighting term used to reference the strength of ones chin. Someone with a mexican chin is capable of sustaining heavy punches without being fazed.

I cracked that mo'fucka in the face but he didn't drop. He must have a mexican chin.

by campusprowl June 22, 2008

Vivo Mexico

If you've ever woken up and thought to yourself "i want to chew through a cement block and use a rusty nail to pick my teeth" then you're halfway to understanding the ideal that is vivo mexico. A drink, a dip, an invention by minds far greater than mine. In its most simple, physical form it is a 1/2 shot of jose cuervo (regular of especial) tequila and a 1/2 shot of tostito's chunky salsa. It goes down about as smooth as a handful of glass shards and tastes about as good as a turd wrapped in a kleenex.

But it is more than the drink. Vivo Mexico is a mentality required by the man whose BAC is never below .08. To kick a night off with a vivo mexico you either have to have more balls than the Iceman Chuck Lidell or have down syndrome; and either way you know you're going to have a good time. If by the end of the night you've hidden behind a bush in flight from a giant ogre, pissed in a water fountain, smoked more hookah than the caterpillar in alice in wonderland, were too numb to notice when you put the blunt out on your hand and couldnt get your dick hard enough to have sex with the fatty on the third floor--send out a special thanks to Vivo Mexico. When being a man just isn't enough. Vivo will make you an ultra-man

Note - Invented on the campus of UNC - Chapel Hill

Variations on the vivo mexico shot include

Vivo Mexico Dirty - 1/2 salsa, 1/2 tequila + whipping cream

Vivo Mexico Clean - 1/2 salsa, 1/2 tequila + listerine

Vivo Mexico Round 2 - 1/2 salsa, 1/2 tequila + spitting it all up and then drinking it again

vivo mexico is illegal in 13 countries

by vivo mexico October 26, 2005

Ginger Mexican

An incredibly unique and rare species. In fact, as of recently, only two are in existance. Recent efforts to keep the species alive have been less than sucessful. If you wish to donate to the SAGM (Save a Ginger Mexican) please call 1-888-GINGER

A Ginger Mexican is a red-headed individual who has somehow managed to avoid being kidnapped and sold in the black market in Mexico.

Look someone with red hair! I wonder if they were born in Mexico. You know Ginger Mexicans are pretty rare these days! We'd better call SAGM.

by itsasupernova June 21, 2012

mexipina

is a biracial female who is half mexican and half filipina. She kinda looks asian but then again has latin traits.

BOY1: damn that girl has asian eyes, long black hair, but is thick and has a big booty.

BOY2: Yea thats Erica, shes a mexipina.

BOY1: WTF is that??

BOY2: duuude shes half mexican and filipina.. best of both worlds homie

by CaLi GrOwn 408 February 14, 2010

New Mexico Tech

some times abbreviated as NMT
the place with the highest nerd to normal rate on the planet, including NASA.

Hi, I'm from Tech

Yes, I've noticed the lack of social skills, body odor, and Star Trek collectors edition Phaser

by Baron_von_Awesome March 29, 2005

Midnight Mexican bird's nest

The act of pooping on the roof of an unsuspecting person's car late at night, preferably close to the edge of the drivers side door then sticking yellow Marshmallow baby chicks into it, resulting in subjecting the car's owner to the sight before they enter it the next morning.

Man, that smelly-ass freeloader has been getting on my last nerve, maybe a midnight Mexican bird's nest would make him get the point.

by Joe Salone October 16, 2010