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Max

Literally ugliest man on Earth. He's the definition of ugly.
Wow.. you kind of look like Max today, you alright?
by Zeki May 27, 2020
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Max

Max is a name for someone who will most likely live in his moms basement while playing Minecraft and Fortnite all day and never get a girlfriend so prolly turn gay
Yooo don’t be a max no likes a max
by JiggyNiggy March 15, 2020
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Max

Self conceded and Egotistical. Will play multiple girls at once. Will frequently make offensive and rude remarks. Will loathe in corners while overwhelmed with his pathetic amount of self pity. Typically bad at baseball. Most maxes wear mismatched outfits and resemble heat miser. Tall and ugly.
Person: hey see Max over there?
Me: yeah why?
Person: they suck.

Coach: Max you need to get to third base faster.
Coach: oh wait, if you weren't always benched, you could.
by fetty woppp November 4, 2016
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Max

Max is a fucking retarded as wipe who makes a sexual joke every time he can with his gross face and disgusting limp dick attitude
Max I’m gonna drop kick your loony toons ass
by AnalExploder64 November 10, 2019
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Max

Max is the most odd person. He looks like Pinocchio. He tries to be funny but just isn’t. He has no sense of humor. He jokes about kid stuff no matter the age. He is not good looking at all. He always tries to give hugs.
Ugh. Don’t look behind you. Max is there
by uraseed April 19, 2019
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Max

Max is a boy with a mushroom dick that when put into the vagina the vagina will suddenly grow into a mushroom and then bop it comes in and rides on the female mushroom and then bop it yells “FUCK BOP ME HARDER” and maxs dick gets smaller by the second and his dick suddenly starts flopping around and then his dick starts singing “AMERICA AMERICAAAAA”
Yo bro I hope my dick never looks like MAXS”
by Jade0907 February 16, 2018
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Max

Max is the most cute, handsome, loving and sweet guy you'll meet with the most beautiful soul and a scrumptious booty! you'll fall hard for his unbelievable sense of humour. He has the ability to make anyone laugh even in the worst of moods and no matter how hard to try to reject him he'll always be there waiting for you to welcome him with open arms.. it's a blessing and a curse. He fuck's up a lot and isn't always the most truthful but he'll always love you. Don't trust anyone 100% and maybe trust max's a little less. A Max will care for animals often more than he cares for humans but will happily welcome his girlfriend into his family without a second thought.

A Max always has time for hugs and time to show you the love and attention you want/need just not always at the right times. I hope that everyone gets to meet a Max one day because they're the best person i've ever known and i wish that happiness upon everyone!
girl1: I met this guy and i'm falling head over heels for him..
girl2: HE SOUNDS LIKE SUCH A MAX!
by lovelycookie June 25, 2018
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