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Lurching

When one has smoked enough marijuana in a communal situation that they sit idly & forget they're holding the bowl rather than passing it to the next person. Similar to the term bogart, but in this case it's caused by being stoned enough to become forgetful rather than just being greedy or selfish; it also applies almost exclusively to bowls (& bongs) rather than to joints. Ironically, it typically takes the others in the room some time to realize someone is Lurching the bowl because they're all stoned enough to forget who's holding it too.

This term is not widely used, & has its origins in the Chicago suburbs in the late '80's.
Hey man, it's puff-puff-pass; quit Lurching the bowl!
by Doktor Schadenfreude February 6, 2010
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wet lunch

To consume alcohol with lunch to make your work afternoon more interesting.
"Suzy, Jefferson, Brett, Chreees & Romain regularly head out for a wet lunch to break up their mundane lives selling software... the result is afternoons with a whole lot of pizazzz."
by Suzy H. January 14, 2008
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Lurching

When you're on the verge of sleep but you're dumb ass body makes this abnormal and completely ridiculous twitch that you have no control over and it wakes you from your peacefulness and leaves you thinking 'goddammit' while you're friends look at you with stupid expressions on their faces and wonder why you're scowling in silence.
And then they laugh at you, the pricks.
Child 1: Hey what was that you were doing in your bed last night? Looked like someone tasered you.
Child 2: Lurching. It sucks.
Child 3:*Laughs* I'm gunna Urban Dictionary this shit!
by scarheadpotter July 9, 2011
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Wisconsin Lunch Bucket

The Wisconsin Lunch Bucket, also known as a Lunch Bucket, is arguably the world's greatest social drink. Designed to be chugged in a group setting, he with the first empty glass aquires a certain prestige not associated with any other alcoholic beverage. What a fabulous drink.

Recipe:
5oz domestic beer
5oz orange juice
Double shot amaretto

Directions:
Combine OJ and beer in a 12 oz glass. Drop shot glass into larger glass and slam.
Drinker a: Hey, wanna do a round of shots?

Drinker b: Sure! Got somethin' in mind?

Drinker a: Flaming Doctor Pepper?

Drinker b: Oh, come on, you big chode. How 'bout a real dirnk? Wisconsin Lunch Buckets all around or I'm out!
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Dusty Lunchbox

When your fucking a dusty wornout vagina. You pull your dick out and stick a ham sandwich in it.
Mike: Hey this girl was beggin me for a dusty lunchbox last night. But i like ham alot so i said no.

Joe: How can you say no to that!?!?
by Joe Gimm August 21, 2009
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Italian Lunch

Pleasuring yourself anally using the mouth of a passed out girl/guy.
I have a bad taste in my mouth since Christian and I had an Italian Lunch.
by Jebezzel April 22, 2008
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let's do lunch

"No really, I'll call you! Hey let's do lunch!"
by X-S September 2, 2004
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