Phlegm. The thicker, the more yellow, the more flavorful, the better...I wouldn’t recommend spreading it on your toast though.
The worst part of being sick is hacking up a mouthful of lung butter when you have no place to spit.
by LeftCoastOriginal November 19, 2018
Get the Lung Buttermug. Also known as a parachute bong, the lung is a crude, homemade smoking device that is typically used for consuming cannabis. The device operates similarly to a "bucket bong", wherein negative pressure is used to draw air through a bowl of lit material, filling the vessel with smoke.
Materials -
* A plastic bottle with a cap (2L is my personal preference)
* Duct tape, electrician tape, masking tape, etc
*A bread bag (a small, plastic shopping bag could also work)
*scissors/knife
*any socket roughly the circumference of your finger or thumb (socket or bowl size is really a matter of personal preference)
How to make -
*Remove the label from the plastic bottle and cut the bottom out of it.
*Place the opening of the bread bag around the bottom of the bottle.
*Secure the bag to the bottle with tape and ensure that the seal is airtight, this can be done by inhaling through it.
*Burn a small hole in the cap for the bottle, but make it smaller than the width of the socket (I'll explain)
*When the hole is close to the size of the socket gently heat the plastic so it's malleable
*Attempt to push the socket through the hole and allow the plastic to cool (this will ensure it's airtight too)
*Pack a bowl and light up!
How to use -
Light the material while simultaneously pulling the bread bag, filling the bottle with smoke, remove the cap, inhale and enjoy.
Materials -
* A plastic bottle with a cap (2L is my personal preference)
* Duct tape, electrician tape, masking tape, etc
*A bread bag (a small, plastic shopping bag could also work)
*scissors/knife
*any socket roughly the circumference of your finger or thumb (socket or bowl size is really a matter of personal preference)
How to make -
*Remove the label from the plastic bottle and cut the bottom out of it.
*Place the opening of the bread bag around the bottom of the bottle.
*Secure the bag to the bottle with tape and ensure that the seal is airtight, this can be done by inhaling through it.
*Burn a small hole in the cap for the bottle, but make it smaller than the width of the socket (I'll explain)
*When the hole is close to the size of the socket gently heat the plastic so it's malleable
*Attempt to push the socket through the hole and allow the plastic to cool (this will ensure it's airtight too)
*Pack a bowl and light up!
How to use -
Light the material while simultaneously pulling the bread bag, filling the bottle with smoke, remove the cap, inhale and enjoy.
Hey wanna do a burn?
I got no papers.
All good bro, I made this lung last night it fucking rips hard.
Oh fuck, I haven't used one of those since highschool!
I got no papers.
All good bro, I made this lung last night it fucking rips hard.
Oh fuck, I haven't used one of those since highschool!
by SadSatan January 2, 2019
Get the Lungmug. When working at great Wolf lodge a lil too much and you get sick like symptoms (coughing, sore throat, PAIN, etc)
by thomasduhgoat December 1, 2021
Get the lodge lungmug. While magical fellatio is being blessed upon your girls mouth she suddenly takes a deep breath gasping for the air she has surrendered for your pleasure upon climax ultimately launching your baby gravy into the deepest bowels of her lungs.
Dude, gave Kim a wicked batch of lung lotion last night. She kept coughing up cum bubbles, we laughed, I kicked her out.
by ITG11 July 7, 2016
Get the Lung Lotionmug. The crippling pain and wheeze your lungs produce caused from built up pressure from smoking baccy bongs
James: “*cough* *cough* fuck me mate that cone romped me”
Jamie: “that definitely gave you moss lungs”
Jamie: “that definitely gave you moss lungs”
by Gandalf the GOAT October 19, 2021
Get the moss lungmug. the most beautiful kind of bong, it's basically a gravity bong, but instead of a bucket of water, you tape a bread bag or plastic grocery bag or something around the bottom, airtight, and pull out as your burn...then take it all in in one hit! DO IT RIGHT AND YOU CAN GET THE WHOLE DAMN BOWL IN ONE HIT!!!
I hallucinated and thought I was a Power Rangers giant robot for an hour when I hit that Artificial Lung...
by John Scofield January 14, 2004
Get the artificial lungmug. by SwampLung March 30, 2015
Get the swamp lungmug.