moss lung

The crippling pain and wheeze your lungs produce caused from built up pressure from smoking baccy bongs

James: “*cough* *cough* fuck me mate that cone romped me”
Jamie: “that definitely gave you moss lungs”

by Gandalf the GOAT October 19, 2021

Lung

Also known as a parachute bong, the lung is a crude, homemade smoking device that is typically used for consuming cannabis. The device operates similarly to a "bucket bong", wherein negative pressure is used to draw air through a bowl of lit material, filling the vessel with smoke.

Materials -
* A plastic bottle with a cap (2L is my personal preference)
* Duct tape, electrician tape, masking tape, etc
*A bread bag (a small, plastic shopping bag could also work)
*scissors/knife
*any socket roughly the circumference of your finger or thumb (socket or bowl size is really a matter of personal preference)

How to make -

*Remove the label from the plastic bottle and cut the bottom out of it.
*Place the opening of the bread bag around the bottom of the bottle.
*Secure the bag to the bottle with tape and ensure that the seal is airtight, this can be done by inhaling through it.
*Burn a small hole in the cap for the bottle, but make it smaller than the width of the socket (I'll explain)
*When the hole is close to the size of the socket gently heat the plastic so it's malleable
*Attempt to push the socket through the hole and allow the plastic to cool (this will ensure it's airtight too)
*Pack a bowl and light up!

How to use -
Light the material while simultaneously pulling the bread bag, filling the bottle with smoke, remove the cap, inhale and enjoy.

Hey wanna do a burn?

I got no papers.

All good bro, I made this lung last night it fucking rips hard.

Oh fuck, I haven't used one of those since highschool!

by SadSatan January 2, 2019

Hillbilly Lunge

1. A complete lunge extension with the express intention of dispossesing an opposing player of the ball in soccer.

2. A complex manoeuvre designed to wreak injury, pain and destruction.

Also: to hillbilly, the hillbilly.

Past Tense: Hillbillied

"I was coming up the left wing and John hillbillied me to get the ball"

"Sean was badmouthing me so I hillbillied him in the back of the head"

"Peter used a hillbilly lunge to get the the ball off me"

by F1ange October 31, 2013

Shamrock Lung

An acute but deadly medical condition wherein one's lungs are saturated in jizz, jizzum, knucklebabies or splooge (correct technical term in Europe and Asia minor). Termed shamrock lung do to the jizz attaching to the lungs eppiphillii in clusters of 4. When the afflicted person speaks, air is entrained causing the cluster of four sploogum to bubble and pop; resulting in a definitive milky white shamrock pattern.

Common misconception he did not die from the gerbel in ass, it was actually the shamrock lung that got him in the end.

by Shamrocklung 1 October 15, 2018

Lung-gasm

When you hit that tube and the weed is just so damn good you start coughing and it feels orgasmic.

Damn dude i just cleared that 2 gram bowl and had a Lung-gasm.

by mildly April 20, 2011

sinner lungs

A person who cannot inhale too much smoke or their lungs will burn

"She was coughing up a storm while smoking hookah"
"Probably has sinner lungs"

by shawermona January 25, 2016

Mao Tse Lung

A viral flu-like infection in humans, which targets the lungs, and is caused by the SARS-COV-2 virus. Originally detected in Wuhan, China. Also known as COVID19 and Flu Manchu.

I can’t go to work. I think I have Mao Tse Lung.

by [e-mail] September 17, 2021