lucky newb headshot

excuse made by the wizard himself ant mele when he dies in cs, often used with combination with the phrase jobber and randomed

damn these lucky newb headshots random jobbers

by Medicinal April 5, 2004

lucky lager shirley

When you take a girl in an outhouse, and you fuck her doggy style, so her hands are on the toilet. Right before you cum, pound your 40 of lucky lager and smash the emptly bottle over her head and push her in.

I gave Jake's mom a lucky lager shirley last night...

by Max Taylor January 18, 2008

Dark Lucky Charms

This is when a male and female are having intercourse and the male proceeds to pull out and ejaculate into the females mouth then pour cereal in and eat out of her mouth.

“Hey honey do you wanna have some dark lucky charms tonight?”

by wOwWeAreGettongDirty44 March 11, 2021

lucky charm ass

When you haven't done laundry in weeks, and the only underwear you left have to wear are back-of-the-drawer obnoxiously patterned/colored underwear that was likely purchased in your prepubescent years. When you sport such underwear, you at this time have what is known as a "lucky charm ass".

Her outfit is stunning, and it was pretty appalling when she bent over and I saw she had neon green unicorn underwear, a lucky charm ass if i'd ever seen one.

My one deal breaker is if the girl I'm hooking up with has a lucky charm ass. I want to feel like she's my age, not 12.

by sonicsbarefeet August 1, 2017

Hessischer Lucky Punch

When you bend a girl over, switch off the lights and take a few steps back. Then, run towards her full-speed and try to hit any hole. When you hit the jackpot, you have successfully performed a Hessischer Lucky Punch.

+++ implies a boner +++

Bruh, I gave that girl a Hessischer Lucky Punch last night!

by Frankfurter Jung May 2, 2019

Cunty-go-lucky

A person who is oddly cheery, yet super bitchy

Man, I'm so cunty-go-lucky today. This guy was walking too slow in front of me, so I cheerfully tore him a new asshole.

Dude, I don't know what's up with that chick, but she's being cunty-go-lucky. She told me to fuck the fuck off with a perky smile.

by claussdamouse March 2, 2018

The joker’s lucky ace

When someone wins on the river in Texas Hold them when in a losing position

“That bastard he won with the joker’s lucky ace”

by Mr Br0wn13 June 11, 2020