jiffy lube

when a girl is heart broken, and you talk to her make her feel better, and make her like you.

Heartbroken girl: i'm so sad, alan broke my heart.
you: im sorry i know he's a total jerk, but don't worry ill always be here for you.
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Jennifer: he's totally jiffy lubing her.
Jessica: yup jiffy lube

by Mark is bored July 4, 2007

lubeck

usally a last name..

has a friends that love him or her..

the names are usally KAGAN or MATTHEW or SARAH or RACHEL

Has a nice ass..

Great person...

Usally boys want to go out with.

great sense of style, usally frist name is john, larry, Gabriella, gabreille, gabriel, logan, mick, leo.

That Lubeck is one of a kind with a nice ass.

by cutiepiegabl February 10, 2009

lubeing

The act of masterbating with the help of a womans vaginal juice

Bobby was having the time of his life while lubeing into his best friends mom. he was very kinky

by Commona Wannalaya May 14, 2005

lügenpresident

"Lying president", adapted from Lügenpresse ("lying press"), a term used to slander journalists, most famously in Nazi Germany.

The Lügenpresident is addressing Congress tonight.

by lolcatnip March 1, 2017

Pirate Lube

to lubricate the anal orifice in preparation for anal intercourse by means of expectorating saliva into the valley of the buttocks.

He Pirate Lubed me
That was a good Pirate Lubing

by PullMyLever August 11, 2008

jiffy lube

verb. a jiffy lube is the act of getting head having said head giver vommits of recipents dick and then proceeds to jerk him off with said vommit.

That bitch gave me a jiffy lube I guess she had a bad gag reflex oh well....

by Lone "C.D." S.L.C. January 24, 2004

Lip Lube

It's CHAPSTICK!
chapstick carmex burt's bees

"Yo, DeMario, can I have some lip lube?"
"Sure dude. But all I have is carmex."

by Raddest Person Alive March 13, 2009