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Lottie

Lottie is a child genius. She is like the cleverest person on this earth and she is only like 12 or something. However, this means she thinks she is always right, which she is not. Lottie is also a player but we won’t get into that. Overall Lottie is a great person and child genius.
Person 1: Did you beat Lottie on the test?

Person 2: No of course not, no one did.

Person A: How many guys is Lottie texting again?
Person B: 4 at the moment, but it’s going up as we speak.
by Randomgaygal April 8, 2020
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LOTI

"Laughing On The Inside"
1. a term used on IM that means pretty much the same as "LOL", but truer, because who ACTUALLY laughs out loud?
2. when you really want to laugh at something, but can't
1. dude101: i'm such a nerd, i've been watching all the Lord Of The Rings movies in a row! i'm so fucking tired!
dudette200: *LOTI*
2. dudette200: uggghhh, in eng. class 2day, teh teacher was reading some chronically ancient poem with the word "gay" in it, and i was like totally LOTI!!
by dudette_x September 7, 2007
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Pig Lotion

Copyrighted to D2_Hacker.

You rub it all over yourself and you are instantly drop dead sexy.
Here Joe, rub this Pig Lotion on yourself and you will be sexy.
by James Ash June 24, 2004
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losting

The act of writing a long and interesting story with many mysteries, which, due to the story's complexity, attracts many fans, but then continues to stall, prolong, postpone, or flat-out ignores the answers to the story's questions, thus essentially jerking around the loyal fans.

This word comes from the TV show "Lost" on ABC, but can describe any story which follows the definition, such as the the videogame "Half-Life 2", or the manga, "Bleach".

There are two main reasons why a story is "losting". The first is that the writers are not creative enough to come up with an answer to the questions posed that can meet the fans expectations, and thus try to pretend that the questions never existed. The second is that, due to marketing pressures, the writers are forced to continue a story longer than they have ever anticipated, and thus are forbidden from giving away any answers indefinitely. The second method may be referred to as "Milking the Cash-Cow".
A quick way to spot if a story is losting is to look for a situation in which an answer to a story's various questions can simply and easily be answered, only for the story to not do so. Here are a few examples:

1) Lost:

After spending an entire season building up the suspense and mystery of the Island's native inhabitants, known as the "Others", one of the survivors of the plane-crash comes face-to-face with an "Other". The survivor asks "Who are you people?", to which the "Other" replies, "It doesn't matter who we are", thus effectively telling all the loyal fans who cared about this storyline to go screw themselves.

2)Half-Life 2:

In the first Half-Life, you play through the eyes of Gordon Freeman, and thus are purposely not told the answers to many mysteries in order to obtain the illusion that the player is just as confused as anyone else is in the story after an alien-invasion takes place.

However, ten years later, during Half-Life 2, you are surrounded by dozens of friendly characters who all know exactly what happened during the events of the first Half-Life. Despite this, no answers are given, leaving fans to read separate books and searching for hidden audio files within the games to fill in the blanks to the story.
by JBew January 2, 2009
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lottie

Person 1: oh did you see Lottie today?
Person 2: Oh yeah she was banging wood again
by anonymous bitchez November 7, 2014
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FUPA Looting

FUPA looting is the practice of exploring your local grave yard in hopes to find a fresh woman’s grave. Once found, the corpse is then dug up and jumped on multiple times. Any substance, solid or liquid is then ingested by the person that was jumping. The utensil of choice is usually a cooking spoon but any eating utensil may be used. After the feasting is done, the body is then placed back in the grave and marked by sticking the spoon vertically in the ground next to the grave to communicate to other FUPA looters that the spot has already been used.
Hey Ethan, I just got off of a long day at work and I'm hungry. Would you like to go FUPA looting with me, I've had a craving ever since I went to my Grandma's Funeral.
by Mocha Alexander January 9, 2009
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Lottie Nolan

Lottie Nolan

1. the most wonderful person in the whole world. look up the deffinition of cheyanne and read it and then realize the lottie nolan is cheyanne's mother and therefor is just the same. she is nice, funny, perfect, and the whole deffinition of perfection. her and cheyanne will rule the world and it will be a perfect world. the world will never be sad with lottie nolan as their ruler. her and her daughter cheyanne are the perfect people on the planet and will remain so.

2. the sexiest milf alive

3. the most wonderful mommy alive
by Carlotta Smith October 22, 2009
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