Similar to a hand sanitizer bomb but the main ingredient being lotion. A bit messier to clean up, much more obvious to the afflicted.
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Lotion Bomb
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Lotion Bomb
by forerunnerrocker June 14, 2008
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by Unknown Army January 31, 2020
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I thought that "Mexican Hand Lotion" referred to some fancy brand of hand lotions from Mexico. However, I was proven otherwise when your mother gave me some last night.
by El Batman July 5, 2009
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by IHateLifeCuzItBad September 27, 2019
Get the Lotion mug.Cold lotion refers to the lotion you put in the fridge to keep it cold so when you put it on your penis it soothes the burning from dry masturbation.
Barb told me that you should keep your lotion cold because it makes your skin smoother and stuff so i just made cold lotion and it feels amazing
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