Loingoblin

A person, or persons (plural: loingoblins) who is of adolescent age (ranging from 3-12) who contributes nothing to society but simply destroying the minds, souls, and willpower of minimum wage retail workers having to deal with them and their parents.

Her little fucking loingoblins destroyed the scarf display and are moving on to the back to school section! Will this madness ever end?!

by Wriestduke- December 24, 2019

Lobing

To bend an ear, specifically Strickland's ear.

Strickland (the bean): oh fuck theres a furry lobing me

by Beartings January 17, 2020

Loving someone more

If you love them more than your dogs but they don’t love you over their dogs

I loving someone more.

by Peeeeennnnniiiiiisssssss February 5, 2020

Luringenius

When a girl can seemingly "lure" in any guy, but the guy she actually wants to be with. Naturally flirty and accidentally leads guy friends on. Everyone seems to love her but her love interest. Usually wants what she can't have but she's a genius.

Damn, she's a natural luringenius.

by nittany15 March 18, 2020

loling

it is pretty much "lol" but on steroids and has a much bigger meaning. It is like when you laugh out loud but you laugh and all the windows break. (Layla came up with this)

"I do be loling doe"

by dan flopp March 29, 2020

Losing Steak

When you have a overcooked steak or an expired steak, its a losing steak

Dude you are so bad, its like eating a losing steak.

by Sex Demon aka The Porn God September 2, 2020

lorange

The act of jumping off of a 5 story (or higher) building. It also rhymes with orange so it is a good idea to accept this.

My brother loranged yesterday and died

by oldmacdonaldplowedyourmome6942 September 11, 2020