dick loogi

When a man (prior to ejaculation) places the tip of his penis in front of the girls (left or right) nostril then cums therefore shooting a straight line into her nasal cavity and down her throat causing her to cough it up. Much like a regular loogie only its entirely made up of cum instead of mucus. Essentially the reverse version of cummy nose

Example of a dick loogi
*girl and guy are fornicating and prior to ejaculation the man puts his dick up to the girl nostril*
Guy: *moaning in pleasure after ejaculating into girls nose*
Girl: *choking and gagging on semen when she finally hacks up a big wad of it out of her mouth*

by EKUL12100 July 28, 2016

Louisiana logyard

The act of storing your shit in a confined area, stacking them in logyard fashion. After the pile is sufficiently stacked, two have sex on said logyard.

"Dude, I've been waiting for weeks to do a Louisiana logyard with Ellie and it's almost ready"

by Frankudemanku August 23, 2016

gooey looey

When a man cums in a woman’s ear and proceeds to let it drip out

Oh I just got gooey Looeyed

by YOBOISQUIDWARD October 12, 2017

Dirty Loogie

When you're eating a girl out and she queefs, blowing the previous guys semen in your face

Guy 1: "Why the fuck you punched my sister!?!"
Guy 2: "She hit me with a dirty loogie. Need I say more?"
Guy 1: "Hit her again."

by Loogey November 4, 2017

leydig loogie

The act of working up a juicy yet soggy yellow loogie, then with that loogie procede to spit in your partners mouth, for a somewhat sexual arousal.

Bro, can’t believe he just pulled a leydig loogie her! What a BOSS.

by Bob Smith Charles tyler November 13, 2017

Alaskan Loogie

During a blow job, at the point of climax the male pulls out and ejaculates up into their partners nose. The partner then snorts and spits out the ejaculate.

True story dude, my girl was being pain last night, so I surprised her with an Alaskan Loogie.

by PHD. Mike Hunt March 6, 2018

Your looty booty

When you are playing a game with a looting system, such as PUBG or Fortnite, and you have better loot than a teammate, you can say the phrase “your looty booty” and your teammate’s head will implode while creating a black hole from the damage caused.

Tom: *picks up gold scar*
Patrick: * cowering in fear and hoping Tom wouldn’t say the phrase again*
Tom: your looty booty
Patrick: *dies*
Tom: *smirks while being sucked into the black hole*

by Gum Shot May 13, 2018