lettuce

being too lazy to do anything; being in a constant vegetative procrastination

Stop being such a lettuce and clean your room!

by captain Wot May 21, 2016

Lettuce poppin

Similar to pussy poppin. Discreetly explaining you just had sex, but you can say it around your grandma and she won't understand.

Grandma: where were you last night?
Pat: I was just out lettuce poppin, gam gam.
Grandma: oh good, I was worried you were getting up to no good.
Pat: *winks*

by Buggers4 May 15, 2016

want some lettuce

From Max and Ruby used to annoy people by repeating it.

Person 1: Want some lettuce Beep Beep
Person 2: no
Person 1: Want some lettuce Beep Beep

Person 2: stop.

by OG JUNGLE GIRL January 23, 2018

Chip lettuce

A chip of your choice, broken up and put on a sand which or hogie of your choice.

I really like Doritos as my chip lettuce on my sand which!

by Banana hamock 1 January 30, 2018

lettuce anus

No definition. It's a feeling. Or figure of speech. Gweeeeeeee.

As a greeting. "Lettuce anus."

by Hiphope January 14, 2017

rage lettuce

Eating out someone's butt so vigorously that it causes hem to bleed. And continuing to do so

Ah man I went total rage lettuce last night

by P hobbs February 9, 2017

Wet Lettuce

When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.

And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up

Dim: Where's Pete tonight?
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.

Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Pete #imissmySteph
#lettuce#vegetable#lap dog#Pete

by MegRoe December 6, 2019