jessica leather

The best person in the world :)✨

Jessica leather is great

by Jessica362727 November 5, 2020

Planck Length

The smallest known measurement in the universe. Also the size of ur dad's pp.

Person 1: Yo I bet ur pp is smoler than mine
Person 2: Hmm, strange. I thought the Planck Length was the shortest possible measurement.
Person 1: Oi u sayin' I got smol pp syndrome?
Person 2: ...Maybe?

Person 2 was then reported missing 3 days after this conversation.
When his body was found, his pp measured to about 3 Planck Lengths, which, as established, was longer than Person 1's.

guys im kidding the planck length is ridiculously small you wouldn't have a pp if it was that small

by TopGG April 25, 2022

Slipping her a length

To have consenting sexual intercourse with a woman, to penetrate the vagina with the penis.

"Did you see Glenn Beck interviewing Quitter Palin on Faux the other day?"

"Yeah, he was a complete and utter quittergazer, I've never seen anything like it. It was almost as if he thought she made sense. He was just staring into her eyes as if he was caught in some kind of spell.

I honestly thought he was going to pull down his trousers and try slipping her a length."

by Arlo Barlow August 28, 2010

Leather Cheerio

A lady or man butt hole

i got home a bit drunk and horny last night and went to town on my mums Leather Cheerio... and it stank!!!!!

by star anis March 22, 2008

leathers

Crazy folks, who tie each other up and whip/spank each other for their own enjoyment. A way of kinky sex.

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

leather boy

Leather boy is a person who obviously wears leather all day long everyday. This type of person usually has greasy hair and facial hair. It might also crave motley crue

say your driving down near the mall and you see a man dressed in completely in leather. He is also listening to a cd player and the sun seems to shine of his hair. Anyways you shout out leather boy with your friends and it eventually becomes a inside joke for you and your friends. Any time when leather is mentioned you and your friends will be bursting out laughing.

by lynal June 20, 2006

leather facial

the act of rubbing the palm of a stinky hockey glove into an opponents face or face mask.

the defensemen rubbed his glove into the opponets face which is called a leather facial.

by hdgroundpounder July 1, 2009