Landon

An ass who doesn't know when a joke goes to far

Man, Landon really fucked up this time

by UmHeyStop January 18, 2017

lanton

1. <verb>
The act of one person being so lazy that equals the amount of two people being lazy.

2. <noun>
A very lazy person whose laziness equals the amount of two lazy people.

1. "Stop lantoning and get back to work!"

2. "Don't be a lanton. Get back to work!"

by jokerman44 August 10, 2010

Landon

Has a girlfriend but she's not cute or nice and he should be with me and anyone would be lucky to be with Landon

Girl A: I am so happy I'm dating Landon
Girl B: well he just told me to break up with you for him and now is dating me so ok

by I only have potatos November 18, 2018

Larson

(v) Do to produce a stench from one's anus so horrible, that the paint off the walls begin to peel off. Must linger in the immediate area for at least 10 minutes.

Dude: What is that smell, it won't go away. Reminds me of when my little brother got into a fight with a skunk.

Dude2: Oh dude #3 just larsoned again.

by KDaig September 9, 2010

Landon

A horrible guy. Very spoiled and ugly. All the girls hate him. He is not good at sex and has a small dick.He is usually with his homosexual friend Chonk.

I hooked up with Landon last night and his dick was so small.

by EEEEPAAAA November 4, 2019

Larson

Verb: To grossly over tighten

"He really larsoned that bolt on"

by Jordan Sullivan July 25, 2007

landon guy

A landon guy is a young gentleman, usually an aspiring fauxmo, hoping to get a role in the newest bromance blockbuster of the summer.

Did you hear the names of the stars for Brokeback Mountain's sequel "Saddelsore Canyon" Those landon guys are going to play as the two protagonists!

by Moriae December 6, 2006