by Dayummykinkychicken February 02, 2018
Derivative slang of the phrase "making lemons out of lemonade" and when used in reaction to conversation from an overly positive human. Also referred to as TALKING LEMONADE.
Rusty asked Herb what happened?! Herb said, "I was working on a four-story roof when I fell off, breaking my hip, neck and spleen..... becoming paralyzed. I lost my wife, my job, my dog hates me, I can't drive my Porsche and a woman will never look at me again. What a great turn of events. From now on I don't have to go into work, wake up in the morning, shower, interact with people, I can drink and cry myself to sleep every night, and I will live like a king off the land and my permanent government disability check in a trailer park with a white picket wheelchair ramp in the front yard. Must have been my lucky day. I don't know what I did to deserve such fortune. Life is good. If not for that I'd have to get up tomorrow and schlep shingles up a 100-foot ladder all day. Who wants to do that for the rest of their lives?!" Rusty replied, "that sounds like a bunch of Lemonade Talk to me!"
by Rusty Sluts November 22, 2024
A common term wherein the lemonade greeter splashes their guest with a yellow liquid. The nature of the liquid is up to the greeter but it must be yellow
I was thinking of taking shower when I got to John's house but he was a tremendous lemonade greeter and gave me a different shower instead.
by Jonathan Bigue-Bottoms October 14, 2023
by Botta Bing July 27, 2019
I fucked Kenny’s mom in the back of his Tesla, Kenny’s mom squirted her forbidden lemonade all over. Kenny had to clean up the forbidden lemonade the next morning after making me pancakes.
by Another_Shift November 12, 2022
Terry doesn't mind a little forbidden lemonade when going down on Tiffany.
Looking for someone to provide me some forbidden lemonade straight from the tap.
Looking for someone to provide me some forbidden lemonade straight from the tap.
by Dv8r_4_life February 21, 2022