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leaf

Slang for an alpha discord owner, usually one with a lot of female accomplices.
“Where’s leaf?”

Probably with all his hoes.”

RIP X
by Lil Panadol December 6, 2018
mugGet the leafmug.

Leaf

A little thing that gets stuck in your gutters and on your roof and in your driveway. then when you put it into a pile animals use it to live in and when you jump in the pile of squirrel bites your ass.
person 1 why are you in the hospital?

person 2: because a squirrel bit my ass when I jumped in a leaf pile.
by Ass bite September 16, 2020
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Leaf

A person that is thin, juicy and veiny.
person 1: Ayo, have you seen that leaf, he's so veiny.
person 2: Yeah mane i seen him round the hood he goddayum veiny.
by bundafighter696969696969 March 24, 2022
mugGet the Leafmug.

Leafed

To have the potential to be successful, but when the time comes to perform, you fail miserably. See Toronto Maple Leafs.
The Toronto hockey team leafed it again in the playoffs.
by FireBreathingCookie October 31, 2022
mugGet the Leafedmug.

Shit the leaf

When your first immediate reaction to something is “Nah, fuck that”. Thats when you just bounce up out that bitch. Similar to a “fuck it” moment.
Yesterday at work I up and shit the leaf on a customer” - D

“Yeah? What happened?” - A

“Well the trash was so gross so I shit the leaf and left” - D

“Damn! Was it on Cornwall?” - A

You know it” - D

“Their garbage is gross!!! I won’t even touch it!” - A
by Uncle Uriah May 8, 2021
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