Literally Not Elon

You're messaging the wrong person. I am not an assburger. I'm a Demi-God.

Hym "I know that you know that I'm literally not Elon. Like, you spoke to Elon. See!? 👇 There's your evidence. Elon is not always right."

by Hym Iam March 1, 2025

Literally North Korea

It's what it means.

Person A: "This security is Literally North Korea."
Person B: "Yeah, true."

by literallysouthkorea March 21, 2025

Literally Squid Game

Referring to an overmarketed product which follows similar notes to Squid Game's over-marketisation by big corporations, ironically going against the entire point of the show.

1: Hey 2, know that show about money struggles that you liked? They just released a Happy Meal themed around it!
2: Literally Squid Game man.

by suprer June 28, 2025

literaloon

Pronunciation: /lit-ə-ˈrɑ -lun/ — lit-uh-RAH-loon
Part of speech: noun (also usable as a verb: to literaloon)

Definition: A person who takes satire/skits literally and angrily attacks the (imagined) target — thereby proving they missed the joke and making themselves look foolish.
Etymology: literal + buffoon/loon.

literaloonery (n.) — the state or behavior of repeatedly doing this.

literalooned (adj.) — having fallen for a skit and reacted angrily.

“That whole comments section is full of literaloonery — they thought the parody ad was real and called for a boycott."

(verb) “She literalooned the sketch and started lecturing the cast — cornball cringe.”

by Lockhoi September 2, 2025

literal textbook example

A situation or instance that perfectly illustrates a concept or principle, often resembling the straightforward examples found in educational textbooks. This phrase is used to emphasize how directly something aligns with theoretical definitions or expectations.

When she aced the exam despite minimal studying, her success became a literal textbook example of the 'surprising outcomes' section on student performance.

by Emotional Cruiser November 3, 2025

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

Something you say when youre not happy about something or if youre annoyed

*dude kills you in fortnite*
You : dude Im literally going bald and diabteic rn!!

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

by Cjaydedj January 28, 2019

a literal pine tree

exactly what i typed. also a perfect friend. I love you :)

Person A: wow that’s a literal pine tree

Person B: they make me happy

by Giant Rat December 31, 2019