Kitchen Shitter

People who, despite the existence of another, distant bathroom in the house, insist on 'blowing out' in the bathroom adjacent to the kitchen.

Lord, we're trying to cook dinner in here Bubba. Don't be a Kitchen Shitter! Take that shit down the hall!

by Gregory & Tari January 7, 2011

kitchen pussy

Pussy that tastes so good it must have been made in the kitchen.

Damn she must have a kitchen pussy

by Person w/ a. And February 27, 2017

Grandma Kitchen

When you have a kitchen/refrigerator filled with delicious snack food including but not limited to: Fruit Roll Ups, Pop Tarts, IBC Root Beer, Lays Ridged Potato Chips, M&M's, and all your favorite cereals.

Similar to when Grandma used to stock up on your favorite treats when she knew that you were coming over.

You're an 8 year old kid staying the weekend at your Grandma's house and you open her refrigerator to find a gallon of chocolate milk.

Grandma doesn't drink chocolate milk.

Grandma Kitchen

by Ghetto McJazz March 14, 2010

Scary Kirchner

When a guy, usually a ginger, fingers a girls belly-button. Either as a pre-game move, or while they are fucking. The girl is often taken by surprise.

He gave her a Scary Kirchner while they were fucking last night...now she won't even look at him.

by BravoBandit October 25, 2010

neutral kitchen footprint

The amount of mess left in the kitchen by a person, group, or animal. Especially problematical with men, children and dogs. The goal is to be kitchen neutral, where every item taken out of the cupboards, drawers and refrigerator should be returned, eaten or disposed of, creating a neutral effect.

Ryan: Dude, I thought we were going longboarding now. Why are you cleaning up the kitchen?
Zach: My Mom makes us have a neutral kitchen footprint, so I have to clean up the dishes before we go.

by suzibella January 18, 2012

sex-kitchen

One who is often know for having sex in the kitchen. Can also be misread as Sex-Kitten.

He's said Sex-Kitchen instead of Sex-Kitten

by EatSomeSocks October 16, 2017

Kitchening

Kitchening is the act in which you go to the kitchen. More commonly used as a noun in this reference kitchening is actually a verb. Kitchening may entail lost of different activities which is determined by that of the kitchener. Some may coffee, other may water but most of the time the kitchener may partake in a form of interpretative dance.

I'm kitchening now. Back from kitchening. Giiiirlll do the kitchen

by Cadabby September 19, 2012