klecha

Derives from an old Polish dialect, for a male who likes anal sex, but doesn't have the penis size to actually penetrate the arse

My grandfather tried to sexually abuse me last night, but he was a klecha

by Zubrowka July 30, 2008

Ash Ketchum

A 36-year-old man who has inexplicably remained biologically identical to a ten-year-old boy for a quarter of a century, Ash Ketchum is notable for embarking on a seemingly eternal quest to become a Pokemon Master alongside his on-off girlfriend (as any fan will tell you), a yellow electrically-charged (and extremely marketable) mutant and an excessively horny older teenager who never opens his eyes for fear of revealing the depths of hell lurking inside them. As even Ash has admitted that the concept of a Pokemon Master is basically vague nonsense, he's essentially doomed himself to wandering rough around the forest for the rest of his life.

"In this world, nothing can be said to be certain, except for death, taxes, the continuation of the Simpsons and Ash Ketchum never becoming a Pokemon Master" - Benjamin Franklin
"What dost thou mean, thou idiot, cheating death is far more certain that Ash Ketchum achieving anything like that!" - typically-forgotten response by John Adams

by Thatdarnmeowth October 19, 2023

Ketchup dick

When your having sex with a girl who is on her period and when you pull out thick period blood drips from your dick

"I was fuckin this girl last night and she was really wet but when we finished I went to the bathroom and she gave me ketchup dick"

by moneytrees98 July 20, 2019

computer ketchup

Exactly What it looks like

This computer ketchup is better than that regular kind, or that purple kind.

by Me October 13, 2003

Ketchup Chuck

A "not so practical" joke, that is ideal for resturants, cookouts, or friends refridgerator. Take a ketchup bottle and insert a tampon down into the neck. Replace the lid but leave about one inch of the string hanging out. If you don't have the time to wait for the end result, it's quite easy to imagine the look on the persons face as their curiosity compels them to pull the string out.

That waitress was a bitch and the food sucked. Don't get me wrong, i still tipped her a dollar and i kindly placed under a loaded Ketchup Chuck.

by wild-card March 25, 2010

ketchee

a person with amazing artistic style and dress sense who goes out has fun cares for her family and friends.

this person also has another half that means the world to him <3!

yo is that ketchee painting a canvas like a champ? oh hellz yeah!

by tkobie May 7, 2010

dick ketchup

The blood that remains on your penis during or after fornicating with a virgin.

Brett: hey bro! I banged out my girl last night.
Dilan: Very nice! How was it?
Brett: It was awesome, but turns out she was a virgin. So I had to clean up some dick ketchup.
Dilan: Bruh.... fuck that.

by Webster's Dicktionary March 31, 2015