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Kaneki ken

He is a Kaneki Ken!!!
by Kaneki wife August 14, 2015
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Barbie and Ken

Barbie had an affair with GI Joe, and in an attempt to win her back, Ken was instrumental in having Mattel shrink GI Joe to half his former size. Humiliated, Joe signed up for a long stint overseas while Barbie tried to drive her pink Corvette off of a cliff in Malibu. She survived, and only after extensive plastic surgery was she able to continue her multiple careers, including a guest spot on Nip Tuck. After years of therapy & 12-step meetings, she was finally able to forgive Ken. But she did it for herself, not for Ken. While forced to meet in certain social situations, their relationship remains strained.
Barbie and Ken? Look at how plastic Barbie looks to this day, and what about that blank stare she has when she sees Ken?
by Miss Melba Toast February 5, 2010
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Music With Ken

Music With Ken is Canadian online entertainer with assorted music (which can be found on her instagram). She frequently features special guests in her videos.
Music With Ken just posted a new video
by rockets chicken 1 October 10, 2016
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Pulled a ken kaneki

To pull a ken kaneki is when a weakling/cowardice character (usually the main protagonist) has taken so much abuse that he eventually just snaps and becomes a total badass.
That character pulled a ken kaneki and just massacred all those people with no effort!
by Clogen June 12, 2020
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Kenny Ken Ken

Kenny. The sweetest dude you can ever spontaneously meet. Don't let his quiet nature fool you, he is the utmost intricate human being you will ever meet. Once you meet him, he will leave a mark that will forever be remembered and cherished. But beware, his last name is a tongue twister. He is just simply lovely and a complete nerd.
Shela: "How was the dude you met?"
Martha: "He was a Kenny Ken Ken."
by ruhmayb!tch3s January 17, 2022
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sir ken

A name given to a really dark skined person. The name is a hybrid of ken boon, which is rhyming slang for coon. The word 'Sir' is usually given to someone for outstanding efforts in their chosen field, however this is ironically funny, since a person has little influence over their skin colour. Basically a racist term derived from a group of people aptly named 'The Bang Bros Crew'
'man, u see that guy go past, he was a sir ken!'
by David Mankel August 7, 2007
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Slacker Ken

When someone who is perceived to be attractive gets away with doing little or no work at the office because of his appearance. See also Slacker Barbie.
I've been requesting forms from Slacker Ken, but he's too busy doing nothing to respond.
by stagename October 7, 2011
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