Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter

Funny meme.
Haha Jonathan you are banging my daught- *GUNSHOTS*

"Hi sorry I was late I was doing stuff."
"It's okay... I am stuff"
"OMG!!!! Stuff!!!No!!!"
"Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter"

by sussy baka!!!!!! June 22, 2021

If it goes down a happy joint its a stronger high

A traditional saying said when an individual has smoked a marijuana cigarette right down to the roach. It is beilieved that once said it will give off a stronger, longer lasting marijuana high

Stoner A: hey lads im after finishing the joint
Stoner B,C,D,E: If it goes down a happy joint its a stronger high

by The joint smoker November 1, 2019

Joint

Referring To An Object,Person, Place, Ect...

Man dat joint was crazy......
He rockin dem joints....
We can all chill at my joint.....

by Tasha M January 12, 2006

Jonathan Papelbon

kick ass closer/future ace pitcher for the Boston Red Sox; wears number 58 and has a 100 mph heater and nasty splitter - is also the best pick I ever made in a fantasy draft and is the reason why Beaner can't beat the Leprechauns for shit

Jonathan Papelbon has 15 saves in 15 oppurtunities for the Red Sox

Jonathan Papelbon can strike ur ass out with his eyes closed

by andy40250 May 30, 2006

joint

a word meaning anything you want it to mean based on the context of the sentence. takin place of the subject.

A: "yo i went to that joint yesterday"
B: "turn that joint off man"
c: "how come u aint turn ya joint in to the teacha...u gon fail."

by jazzy November 22, 2004

Cross Joint

A cross joint is when you have 1 large joint and a shorter smaller joint and you join them through each other to form the shape of a cross. It is rumored that M.M. Oshonasy delveloped the first cross joint, the man who designed the golden gate bridge. What you do is you equip yourself with three lighters and you light all three ends at once which forms a trifecta of joint smoking power which helps you to get higher faster.

Man 1: Yo dude you gotta smoke this cross joint with me
Man 2: Na man i can't
Man 1: Come on man i can't even light this myself
Man 2: alright alright

by R.RoFF.13 January 11, 2008

joint task force

a task force compiled of magical weed-smoking umpa lumpa midgets that will come to your house and roll joints for you - some of the fattest, juiciest joints you will ever see. They come without you having to say a word, just the thought of weed and wrapping paper makes them show (it's like they can smell wrapping paper and weed).

"dude did the joint task force already come?"

"yup"

"Damn man!! I was hoping I'd see them in action"

by Mr. Po'd Up May 1, 2009