jonafan

Jonafan is another name for Jonathan. He is the baddest bitch out there, yet the sweets guy you’ll meet. Caring, funny, smart the list goes on... if you find a jonafan, you are lucky my friend not many people deserve him.

Jonafab is jonafan’s sassy alter ego with an amazing taste in sunglasses. That’s it my dude. He’s not gay.

Person 1: I met a guy named jonafan, do I need to say more?
Person 2: girl you’re so lucky, damn

by aCharlotte July 19, 2019

jonah valenti

big ass dick that girls will want

omg jonah valenti is coming

by khuav;uhefuv April 12, 2019

Jonah Pollard

A dumb fuck guy who is ugly as fuck, no luck with the ladies. Nobody cares to be around, is tall tho, large dick but nobody wants it, but he has a good heart so that’s all that matters

Jonah pollard is a dumb cunt

by Daddy Ry April 28, 2019

Jonah

Receiving oral sex while swimming with whale sharks.

She gave him a Jonah while snorkeling in Cancun.

by TheJonah August 7, 2019

Joandis

A large woman of any race or nationality looking to be in excess of four hundred pounds; carries weight mostly in the hips and butt.

Often reffered to as a B B W

That right there son, is a Joandis

by REALT97 August 26, 2019

Jonah

A very special guy and also very smart. Very often someone with dark secrets, but good at hiding them. A Jonah is a sweet guy that is soft and commonly a ginger.

Omg he just told me he is smoking!

Really? What’s his name?

Jonah of course

by KentuckyWatermel0nz November 14, 2019

Jonah's Maneuver

Named after the creator Jonah Williamsworth O'Brien. It is a technique of masturbation frequently used if one were to find themselves with an absence of arms or chromosomes. Where the individual lies on its stomach and rubs its cock and/or pussy lips against its legs. Which is a very efficient way of reaching sexual climax for some.

Mahmood: "So how do you masturbate Corbin?"

Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"

Keiran: *Autistic grunts*

Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"

by Blackflys December 14, 2019