A joke so horrible, it makes you want to take the person who said it and send their head through a concrete poodle going mach three. Also, a VERY corny joke (and I mean VERY)
"Let me just write this down on my Palm Pilot" (as he writes on his hand)
"Dude, that was such a fuckin Perry Joke"
"I know man, hes a fucking nooch"
"Dude, that was such a fuckin Perry Joke"
"I know man, hes a fucking nooch"
by The Cheat13 December 11, 2008
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Guy2: Yeah, Sure!
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1) Owen: What's white and black and red/read all over?
Brom: YOUR MOM!
Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.
2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Linus: I dunno.
Avery: To get to the other side!
Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.
Brom: YOUR MOM!
Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.
2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Linus: I dunno.
Avery: To get to the other side!
Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.
by ThisIsMyLife09 August 27, 2009
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Group of annoying people: PURPLE ELEPHANT!!! *burst out laughing*
Person: Ummmm....
Group: Its an INSIDE JOKE. We can't tell you what it means!
Person: I don't care what it means.
Group: GOOD CUZ WE'RE NOT TELLING YOU!
Person: Umm okay...
Group of annoying people: PURPLE ELEPHANT!!! *burst out laughing*
Person: Ummmm....
Group: Its an INSIDE JOKE. We can't tell you what it means!
Person: I don't care what it means.
Group: GOOD CUZ WE'RE NOT TELLING YOU!
Person: Umm okay...
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Person: hey Simon, i heard you went out on the weekend.
Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!
a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.
Person: so you went alone to a movie
Simon: ............yes
Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!
a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.
Person: so you went alone to a movie
Simon: ............yes
by The A Man March 30, 2005
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