Jersey the name

The best person you’ll ever meet. short, red hair and love her baggy clothes. funny and definitely the best

“My bestie Jersey” “Jersey the name is beautiful”

by cindy bath friend June 2, 2022

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Jersey Rules

Typically used in hockey, where if you wear his jersey and he scores, you have to give him a post-game blowie. (blowjob)

Christina: hey can I wear your jersey?
Jason: yeah, only if we go by jersey rules.
Christina: fineee

Jason scored

Jason: Time for my post game blowie!!

by socks 🧦 February 15, 2022

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Turnpike to Jersey

Taking acid and magic mushrooms together, lesser known as soul bombing

Mac double downed after taking some acid and took the turnpike to jersey by eating some magic mushrooms.

by Bigchungus6942069 March 26, 2020

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jersey hook

When a guy grabs a girls head on a car ride in a hook like motion and pulls her to his twigs and berrys. This is especially true on the jersey turnpike.

I gave my girlfriend the jersey hook on the turnpike

by MERSEYME June 13, 2017

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A jersey compliment is When you try to say something nice but it comes out sounding like you intended to insult the other person; or
When you say something nice but you're actually insulting the person

The following would be jersey compliments: "Yo, that's the smartest thing I've heard you say, bro!" Or: love your pink shirt's popped collar, bud.

by Zuluswag January 7, 2016

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