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jake

the rawest nigga god ever made
by swagjake April 17, 2015
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jakes

It used to be "just kidding." Instant messaging shortened it to "JK." Two syllables is still much too long, so it has become "jakes." Sort of the new "not!" Say it when you're, well, "just kidding."
I hate you so much. Jakes, jakes.
by melodious December 21, 2006
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The Jake

Mythological The one real egg head at Brigham Young University. Characterized by lack of bathing, putrid foot odor, crazy hair, and mod Clothes.
That guy has feet like the jake.
by idedontknow October 25, 2004
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Jake

Sexiest man alive

Person 1: Yo, have u seen Jake from yubo?
Person 2: brooooooo yeah he’s so fucking sexy
You see that man over there?

Yeah he’s Jake, sexiest man on yubo
by oogaboogasym July 8, 2019
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Jake

A guy that thinks he is good at everything. Usually tries to get girls but never works out. They think they are better than everyone but it gets them no where. The kinda guy that gets beat up. Jakes usual suck at sports and get shamed in front of everyone then just go home or leave. Don't belong on the top of the group, belong more toward the bottom where the scrubs are.

1. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.
1. Man that kid is such a jake, he probably doesn't have any friends.

2. Yo I just beat up this loser, I think his name was Jake.

3. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.
by Jake toolman June 17, 2018
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Jake

Sexy and cute type he is always in a good mood and takes crap from no one.
He is aldo a person that will suceed in life such as being a actor or music producer
Girl 1: man i need to find a boyfriend
Girl 2:how about a jake
by 123man456man August 12, 2017
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jake

I really do wonder if he thinks he is cool. A dick most of the time and copies peoples jokes
Bruh that was such a Jake move
by Black man in the dark May 30, 2018
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