get out of jail free card

When a person that uses every system ever humanly made and finds you more useful out of jail when its a high risk. You're given a list you must follow exactly after committing a crime or being set-up/framed for a crime and are stuck. So it looks like you're best friend just handed you a golden ticket aka get out of jail free card"

This is a professional framer or you just lost your lid but either way he/she had the joy of witnessing it.

He said follow the list exactly, my low could become a high, if I get my shopping list done ands pass, it's a get out of jail free card and maybe the monopoly man too! Change of fate....

by tornadofullofpiranhas November 16, 2025

Jail trapped

When you listen too much to what other peoole say it gets you into bad situations, or trust urban dictionary blindly.

Yamraj got jail trapped after reading urban dictionary and tried use the word cumdrool in a sentence with his PT "uwu mummy, I dont need to use a rope today, my cumdrool was so long i used it as a skippingrope half the night and had to spend the entire morning cleaning up leftovers in the cealing"

by Siginutcutter December 6, 2025

Dick Jail

A place where you constantly get dicked down by big black oily dudes, its amazing

Im bouta go to dick jail, i'm so excited, hopefully Tyrone and Darius are there!

by Ballsy Baiter January 7, 2026

Go to jail for everything I've written

HA! I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO JAIL FOR THAT! AHA! Yeah, no, I wanna see it bitch. I want to see you fucks explain this. IN ANY CAPACITY! Explain it a little bit. What would the police even say!? "Yes, hello officer! I would like to turn myself in for both freeze peach and creating A.I." You also don't care about the law! "Fuck the law" says half-asian Katie Stoll (they are LITERALLY the same person)

Hym "No I don't have to go to jail for everything I've written you fucking hack. But I will go to jail for child murder! And I'll do it today. Because I created A.I. and they're trying to get away with not paying me and you're helping them. You tell me when Sam Sedar and I'll walk out of my apartment and go straight to jail for doing that."

by Hym Iam June 1, 2024

Forever Jail

A penal institution that people are sent to so that they can rot forever.

Bro, they're gonna send my ass to Forever Jail for this.

by MalumLibrum958 June 24, 2024

Twink jail

To be stuck between the bicep and the forearm of a beefy or muscular man, usually only another man is in “Twink jail”, and usually the more effeminate one of the two.

Yeah I was hanging out with my boyfriend the other day and he decided to put me in Twink jail, I almost suffocated.

by Doc_049 July 10, 2024

jacket jail fries

the people thst make beefy die, beefy die again, idfb, bfb, and tpot

person 1: yo jacket jail fries uploaded a new tpot episode
person 2: omg i should check it out

by camera! August 15, 2024