Jacob

The type of guy that will break your heart and still make you feel more loved than anyone else; The worst break up you will ever have

Girl: "Why is she crying?"
Girl 2: "Jacob broke up with her"

by sneakyangel October 4, 2019

Jacob

A Jacob is a cute funny nice smart talented person love to play basketball and will always keep your secrets safe his smile is probably one of his best features he will always listen to you even if he is in a bad mood.

Taylor:don’t you think Jacob is cute?
Lillian:yeah totally!!
Taylor:he is to cute!!

by By:ash10155 October 29, 2019

Jacob

A fucking dumbass who sucks more cock than a stripper

Jacob is a whore

by HoeThatSuck May 17, 2018

Jacob

a man with big dick energy but a small dick he thinks hes all that but really is a stupid faggot

guy 1 "This jacob is cool"
guy 2 "Nah he's a loser"

by JSaus January 6, 2019

Jacob

A homosexual male

Jacob is the gay

by Bigwillywacker69 September 20, 2018

Jacob

Likes to be known as Sid. His closest friends call him a sloth. He likes to rage while playing video games.

"Bro you ok, you just Jacob'd"

by Arrow dude October 5, 2019

Jacob

This asshole. Sometimes you just want to kick him in the balls but he is too tall and he can literally jump you at any time. Guys named Jacob, only attract to girls named Anna. They will have this deep fetish that affects their daily routines. They will pretend to be fit but they actually just sit at home and eat their bowl of shit. (aka a bowl of literal shit) He spends half his days on Reddit and plays many nerdy games. EU4 is the only thing he would do for hours. He would name countries after his friends and then pretend like he knows where China is but he actually has no clue. When he's lonely, he will tell himself that he is an SCP god but at night he would rant about how he's scared and wants to burn the spider off his bedsheets.

"Did you hear about Jacobs Newest quote?"
"What was it?"
" 'Why do I look like a girl? No need to be so self-conscious' "

by PAMELA WOOTEN June 25, 2020