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Dick Jail

A place where you constantly get dicked down by big black oily dudes, its amazing
Im bouta go to dick jail, i'm so excited, hopefully Tyrone and Darius are there!
by Ballsy Baiter January 7, 2026
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Go to jail for everything I've written

HA! I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO JAIL FOR THAT! AHA! Yeah, no, I wanna see it bitch. I want to see you fucks explain this. IN ANY CAPACITY! Explain it a little bit. What would the police even say!? "Yes, hello officer! I would like to turn myself in for both freeze peach and creating A.I." You also don't care about the law! "Fuck the law" says half-asian Katie Stoll (they are LITERALLY the same person)
Hym "No I don't have to go to jail for everything I've written you fucking hack. But I will go to jail for child murder! And I'll do it today. Because I created A.I. and they're trying to get away with not paying me and you're helping them. You tell me when Sam Sedar and I'll walk out of my apartment and go straight to jail for doing that."
by Hym Iam June 1, 2024
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Forever Jail

A penal institution that people are sent to so that they can rot forever.
Bro, they're gonna send my ass to Forever Jail for this.
by MalumLibrum958 June 24, 2024
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Twink jail

To be stuck between the bicep and the forearm of a beefy or muscular man, usually only another man is in “Twink jail”, and usually the more effeminate one of the two.
Yeah I was hanging out with my boyfriend the other day and he decided to put me in Twink jail, I almost suffocated.
by Doc_049 July 10, 2024
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jacket jail fries

the people thst make beefy die, beefy die again, idfb, bfb, and tpot
person 1: yo jacket jail fries uploaded a new tpot episode
person 2: omg i should check it out
by camera! August 15, 2024
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Jail

A victimless crime that only harms your ego and the damage is dealt only by the fact they you kids lives aren't as important as you'd like them to be. And NOW... Kids are dead because you wanted to make my life a hell of my own description and you have no one to blame but yourselves. You ignored the information you were presented with and tried to enforce your own self-importance by JOINING IN ON THE MANUFACTURING OF A MENTAL ILLNESS THAT DOES NOT EXIST.
Hym "Nah. Go fuck yourself. If you would have did what I told you to do those kids wouldn't be dead. If you didn't feel the need to meet out extra-judicial faux-justice no one would have gotten harmed. And you would have done what I told you to do is only you weren't A FUCKING RETARD. MENTALLY RETARDED. Jail the people orchestrating my stalking in harassment because the point of the stalking and harassment is to get me to either kill myself or kill your kids. Punish the people who convinced you to remain silent. Give the credit and payment for creating that AI just there. And then learn the lesson your mentally retarded ass should have learned BEFORE that school shooting in Texas."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2025
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jail taco

them beefy meat shells in the jails = jail tacos. think about that shit. got a little spice to em and all
cops locked me up, caught chlamydia from the damn jail tacos. i should move for a mistrial from the food poisoning.
by bebekidd May 2, 2025
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