Joel

Joel Is just the most perfect dude everrr. He got everything a girl wants. He’s nice respectful and very cute. He’s tall smart and plays sports. He’s the kinda guy you want but the only problem is he never dates. He’s one of those good kids. You probably underestimate him in the past but now you regret not being his friend. And also everyoneeeeee knows he’s secretly in love with some girl most likely named gaby. But his friends force him not to date her

Gaby: yea I’m like so in love with Joel
Gabys friend: eww no what a nerd
Joel: oh dude I like gaby too
Joel’s friend: nahhhh bro don’t date herrrr
Gaby and joel: *secretly date*

by Mireyahatersss June 20, 2019

Joelle

They best person you will ever meet... SUPER short and loves horses so much

Dang did you see Joelle and all those horses

by Kitten Lover123123 February 3, 2018

jocelyn 2k7

Greatest video game ever for the nintendo wii where the point of the game is to smoke blunts, find rj and get an orange tan. use the ja stick to control your blunt smoking actions.

Jocelyn 2k7 is only $5 at eb games

by twigga mcdaniels September 8, 2007

Joel's Watch

The act of pulling down your pants, wrapping your penis across your wrist like a timepiece, then yelling, "Hey everybody, look at my new watch!"

I went to this crazy party last night, and I even saw some guy show everybody his Joel's Watch.

by gotgolf72 September 23, 2008

joel madden

A huge media whore who is the singer for the band Good Charlotte. He was born 11 March 1979, and likes young girls.

"Did you hear Joel Maddens dating Hilary Duff?"
"No way Mate! thats gross!"

by christinauk July 3, 2006

Joel Manuever

A maneuver performed to fix Blackberries that are unable to receive emails. It involves backing up the BlackBerry to the desktop. Then Clear the message database and reimport to the device.

John: This blackeberry can't get emails

Diana: Did you try the Joel Manuever?

by JohnC1 July 20, 2008

Jobelicker

N. A person who metaphorically / physically licks the asses of others for personal gain, without regard to others.

Alt. Def. Someone who enjoys nibbling nipples

Brent, turn your fucking collar down or get that fucking polo off, and get back to work, you goddamn little jobelicker you!

Brent: Hey it wasn't I who fed the Mexicans bad tacos, you fucking hypocrite!

You mother fucking liar, little motherfucking jobelicker you, U say anything and I'll stick that Porsche of daddy's, up jur little ass!!!!

by Dr. Cornwalice February 25, 2008