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Juice job

Defined as: a sexual act undertaken when pleasuring the penis, beginning with the purchase of your favorite juice pouch, preferably a Capri-Sun. Following this purchase, and during a sexual encounter with your Male partner, insert one end of the straw into the juice pouch of choice and the other end into the chosen urethra. An erect penis is recommended. Angle the head of the penis downwards, and gently squeeze the juice pouch until the urethra is full, or until you run out. As you squeeze, angle the penis upwards so as not to leak any juice from either end. At this point, the rest is really up to you and your partner, however it is recommended that the juice ends up in someone's mouth.
When pleasuring a man, a juice job is a bedroom classic.
by Zogor January 6, 2019
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web job

The act of receiving sexual pleasure from a random stranger on chatroulette.
Bro last night on chatroulette this chick gave me the best web job ever!
by brototype1012 March 26, 2010
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Hick job

The act of a random person at a concert giving you a hickey
Adam got a hick job from Kathy at a rager.
by Glenlolo November 20, 2014
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Lemon Job

A girl puts a lemon on your dick and then proceeds to jack you off. Then, the girl takes the lemon off and sucks your dick. However, it sucks for the girl because your dick has become exceedingly sour, resulting in an unsatisfying experience for the girl.
I gave Derek a lemon job last night, and it was the worst experience of my life. It was so fucking sour.
by Jeffrey Canondorf February 27, 2011
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mason-job

a job of sorts to which one utilizes their “pleasure hand” to satisfy someone in the safety of an electrical closet
Mason: Hey guys. mason here. i’m now offering my famous “mason-jobs” 50 percent off. hmu if you down. Mason out!
Any logical person: gimme gimme
by Gregory McGraw October 31, 2023
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Volcano job

When your partner gives you a blowjob after eating something spicy
Darling I would love to but I just had curry. I can give you a volcano job?.
by Doge70 April 12, 2016
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