The extended period during a wedding (or similar event) when guests are stuck seated at their assigned tables for way too long—usually due to drawn-out speeches, slow dinner service, slideshows, or excessive formalities. Typically includes boredom, mild social anxiety, and several unnecessary drinks.
“We didn’t even get up until 9:30. Total table jail.”
“The speeches were sweet, but I was in table jail with a lukewarm chicken breast and a stranger named Noah.”
“The speeches were sweet, but I was in table jail with a lukewarm chicken breast and a stranger named Noah.”
by tmarienem May 19, 2025
Get the table jailmug. by Aescp September 16, 2020
Get the Jail Broccolimug. by captainkirkland October 28, 2023
Get the Two beer jailmug. When a child gets their head stuck in between a fence, usually from excitement or stupidity, (or both) and preferably at a Disney park
Person 1: Did you see all those paramedics rushing through Tomorrowland? I wonder what happened.
Person 2: Sounds like some idiot kid got stuck in Disney Jail
Person 2: Sounds like some idiot kid got stuck in Disney Jail
by x9grppngdeath November 22, 2023
Get the Disney Jailmug. A locked psychiatric unit or facility that people with a mental illness and/or mental disability are incarcerated for wrong doing.
by 6sharpie9 March 16, 2016
Get the retard jailmug. Jail breaking consists of tying your penis and testicles to a chair and throwing the chair through the window
by FacadeJG May 22, 2019
Get the jail breakmug.