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Jail

That nigger just went to jail! See you never again monkey!
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County jail brown brief

County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.
Deputy : everybody line up…

Inmate: everybody get in line.

Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?

Inmate: large

Deputy: next

Inmate: small

Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown

Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…

Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next

Inmate: can I exchange it?

Deputy: nope. Wash it!

Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”
by Bigbirddebelen November 10, 2022
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Children Jail Job

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job/ hand job and you cum in her braces, therefor trapping your swimmers, and children in a jail-like structure.
Hey bro, see Molly over there? Last night she gave me a massive Children Jail Job, it was so hot.
by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019
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Jail bait

What’s jail bait?” “Maci
by Egorl January 15, 2022
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Killer jail

The ruins of lalala destroy by the god pou
by Avadapikachu February 15, 2023
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Jail Broccoli

A vegetable that is used as a term for people who are about to go to prison.
Enjoy your jail broccoli you pedo
by Aescp September 16, 2020
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Simp Jail

A place in which simps are sent to serve a sentence when they act out of pocket.
Sofi: Bran Bran's new haircut is so cute~
Sam: Simp Jail.
Sofi: WHAT.
by CupidsDefinitions November 22, 2021
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