J-Mong

When you finger a girl in the asshole and she decides to drop a poop on your hand and finish it off with a "sorry"

You gave me a J-Mong, wtf!!

by Dirty gates May 17, 2011

burn a J

smoke a marijuana cigarette.

Harry the Hipster and Sam Feel-Good decided to burn a J before going to the library to study for their exam in Applied Hyper Mathematics.

by Rock Johnson June 11, 2006

OJ or No-J

Orange Juice or No Juice?
Term used to question whether person is drinking or not drinking an alcoholic beverage.
An individual who is not drinking an alcoholic drink would be on the "OJ" and a person drinking alcohol will be on the "No-J"

Example 1:
Georgina: Hey Dorsa! are you OJ or No-J tonight?
Dorsa: Hey Georgina, im OJ tonight sorry, im driving.

Example 2:
Dorsa: Parsa's driving tonight - IM ON THE NO-J !!!

by PMans June 17, 2013

j-line

In k-pop, it is referring to the Japanese members of the group.

Mina, Momo and Sana are part of the j-line in Twice.

by wegetitnow December 27, 2021

j-kob

(v) the act of being fucked over due to your own stupidity.
(n) the result of fucked up redneck genetics and verbal parental abuse. Could also be someone you ridicule.

That Nigga just got j-kobbed by the cops.
Jacob just got expelled from school cause he wrote a threatening email to a teacher. Damn that nigga just got j-kobbed

by Guy who works at michaels January 8, 2009

j-line

Direct line to Jesus

Did you get a J-Line at church tonight? Are you a J-Line to your friends and family?

by JoyAdams November 15, 2006

J Cat

(Prison/Jail Term) Any person who is mentally unstable or requires psyche drugs to maintain.

That fool over there talking to himself, walking like a chicken is a J Cat.

by Wood Dawger October 2, 2005