OJ or No-J

Orange Juice or No Juice?
Term used to question whether person is drinking or not drinking an alcoholic beverage.
An individual who is not drinking an alcoholic drink would be on the "OJ" and a person drinking alcohol will be on the "No-J"

Example 1:
Georgina: Hey Dorsa! are you OJ or No-J tonight?
Dorsa: Hey Georgina, im OJ tonight sorry, im driving.

Example 2:
Dorsa: Parsa's driving tonight - IM ON THE NO-J !!!

by PMans June 17, 2013

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Tea J

Tea Joint noun. A quantity of preferably high quality dried, flavored tea leaves wrapped in rolling paper. It is a clever, cheap, harmless and legal alternative to the classic Marijuana filled joint, causing a less substantial high. Its primary uses are to increase appetite and sex drive, and to practice blowing smoke rings. Good fun.

Yo man, i just hit that Tea J.

Dude your a loser what kinda faggot smokes Tea?

Fuck you man, im broke.

by B85134 October 17, 2010

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homey j

another name for jesus, an affectionate nickname for the son of god

my daughter considers homey j her friend and talks to him all the time.

by kristekitty July 8, 2009

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burn a J

smoke a marijuana cigarette.

Harry the Hipster and Sam Feel-Good decided to burn a J before going to the library to study for their exam in Applied Hyper Mathematics.

by Rock Johnson June 11, 2006

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j-kob

(v) the act of being fucked over due to your own stupidity.
(n) the result of fucked up redneck genetics and verbal parental abuse. Could also be someone you ridicule.

That Nigga just got j-kobbed by the cops.
Jacob just got expelled from school cause he wrote a threatening email to a teacher. Damn that nigga just got j-kobbed

by Guy who works at michaels January 8, 2009

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