ivan and bitya, the best couple ever
by bajisisidoxi November 22, 2021

When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.
Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.
by JABRU24 August 13, 2023

bald.
by AwayFlewMyKeyboard February 11, 2022

by - Goofball <3 February 16, 2024

Ivan mondragon is a guy with really good sence of fashion and is capable of anything if he puts his mind into it, mostly hispanic
by Mondo2442 January 18, 2017

michelle’s boyfriend.
by ivan’sgirlfriendd January 20, 2022

Lanky, probably lives in a wooden cabin in Wiltshire.
Probably poos in a porta potty
Very Very sexy tho, confident and loves hash browns
Probably poos in a porta potty
Very Very sexy tho, confident and loves hash browns
I love Ivan
by Tafiki Big BOobs November 23, 2021
