ivan and bitya

ivan and bitya, the best couple ever

person 1: wow who’s that great couple over there

person 2: that’s ivan and bitya?

person 1: damn!!

by bajisisidoxi November 22, 2021

Crazy Ivan

When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.

Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.

by JABRU24 August 13, 2023

ivan

bald.

ivan is so bald that his speed is amazing due to his aerodynamic bald head.

by AwayFlewMyKeyboard February 11, 2022

Ivan

The most caring and loving boy you will ever meet.
Once you meet him never let him go.

I can’t believe IVAN is mine I will marry him one day ❤️

by - Goofball <3 February 16, 2024

ivan mondragon

Ivan mondragon is a guy with really good sence of fashion and is capable of anything if he puts his mind into it, mostly hispanic

Yea ivan mondragon is pretty cool and chill!

by Mondo2442 January 18, 2017

ivan

michelle’s boyfriend.

don’t talk , look and/or interact with ivan because michelle will kill you.

by ivan’sgirlfriendd January 20, 2022

Ivan

Lanky, probably lives in a wooden cabin in Wiltshire.
Probably poos in a porta potty
Very Very sexy tho, confident and loves hash browns

I love Ivan

by Tafiki Big BOobs November 23, 2021