Iron Stable

A place where people, especially people from Jersey, go to work out.

Where did you get the coupon for those balls, to come into our Iron Stable and pump our Iron?

by Balls of Iron May 29, 2011

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ironic like

when someone "likes" a status on facebook that is clearly not worthy of a like, as with a very depressing status or a fail.

a) i just lost my job!!! - like
b) just broke my razor scooter!!! - like

both are examples of ironic likes

by i_am_yit December 1, 2011

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Iron Will Competition

A Competition where you and your friends see who can go the longest without masturbating or having sex...

The Iron Will Competition drove us all insane

by Daryl L. May 8, 2005

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Hyper Ironic

Anything really that has no point, but subjectively is ironic solely for being there.

Meme Man: This table is Hyper ironic
Meme Man Jr.: No it's not, it's a table.
Meme Man: But it is hyper ironic to me

by Slunker's Baby November 20, 2016

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1.) An electronic device which uses applied pressure and heat to straighten one's hair.

2.)By its name one may assume that this is a tool which will enhance the masculinity of homosexual males; ironically, however, its application makes you look gayer.

Example 1
Girl: I go to the tanning salon 4 days a week. I wear mac make up. And I use a straightening Iron on my bleached hair.

Other Girl: Cool. Now no one can tell that by nature you're not very attractive.

Example 2
Guy: I think I'm gonna cut my hair. It's too wavy to grow out.

Girl: Just use a straightening iron.

Guy: Sure, that sounds like a blast!
..........15 minutes later.........
Guy: Well, my hair looks straight, but I look much the opposite.

by Kawlyn1029 July 4, 2005

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