Coagulated fuck puddle

A short definition of all life on earth.

Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle

by anonymous September 8, 2021

Stealth puddle

The term given to a loose paving stone that collects water underneath it which splashes your leg when you step on it.

Manchester is full of stealth puddles

by smitchlovesfunk September 13, 2017

Puddle Bump

Any child under 3 feet tall that thinks they are cute by being loud. And being defiant to adults.

Loud singing, Loud talking, Screaming, Jumping, Stomping(Puddle Bumping) up or down the stairs and slamming doors. (ADALIA)

by Merth December 16, 2008

puddle tapping

The act of tiptoeing through wet areas.

Person A: I'm not walking in the backyard!
Person B: It rained last night! Deal with it!
Person A: If I must go outside right now, I will be puddle tapping!

by ChameleonDragon May 9, 2019

Puddle slut

A drug feign who spreads their legs in exchange for crack.

Look at that puddle slut the bros got with him today.

He's got a different puddle slut everyday

by Eatbuttfuckducks July 30, 2022

Cuddle Puddle

The pool of sexual juices left after an erotic encounter.

Careful! There's a cuddle puddle over that side of the bed.

by Alpha Pale February 14, 2018

cummal puddle

When everyone in the Cuddle puddle takes ruffalin and the first to wake up gets to cum on everyone.

Karl was the lucky one to awake from the cuddle puddle. So he proceeds to jerk off on everyone turning the cuddle puddle into a cummal puddle.

by The Dave’s October 2, 2023