pocket pompadour

A toupee in a pompadour style. Similar to Elvis's and favored by Rockabilly enthusiasts. Also used to identify any toupee.

Don't look but I think Mr. Jones is wearing a "pocket pompadour".

Man to barber: I'm not liking this baldness, I think I'll get me a "pocket pompadour"

by viachicago November 8, 2011

Pocket Cracker

A white (cockasian) male who has gained wealth through his father (daddy’s money)

Johnathon: “Hey Connor, nice squatted truck”
Connor: “Thanks, I’m a pocket cracker”

by Slight_Mistake August 26, 2021

Pocket Gnome

A pocket sized woman who spends the entire day rubbing on the owners penis.

"I just got me a pocket gnome man, now i got wet spots all over my jeans!"

by Cherrijello February 26, 2009

Pocket cake

It's cake you store in your pocket for emergencys. Because what else would you have in your pockets.

"I need my pocket cake if I get kidnapped"

by Wiberger September 20, 2021

Zombie Pocket

A lifeless, non-interactive, just lies there and takes it, sexual partner.

Rachel is a zombie pocket. Might as well jump a corpse. But I still get a nut.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019

Pocket butthole

It's a scrunchie

Me: hey that kinda looks like a butthole

Friend: we that's disgusting

Me: ur disgusting ur the one with a pocket butthole

by Theo no October 15, 2019

Pocket Calling

if you have your cell phone in your pocket, you sometimes manage to call people without knowing it.. that way you are pockey calling

Hank is always pocket calling... I'm getting called by him so often lately.. and than all i hear is his a weird murmer

by Robbird October 23, 2009