pat your stats

IN BRIEF: An act of bragging or being selfishly concerned about your own accomplishments. Stats is also short for statistics.

Don't pat your stats. It's not all about yourself. But the real world obviously shows different.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 31, 2010

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TSA Pat-down

verb. (used with object) Unwanted sexual harassment; physical touching or contact of another's body against their will. Unwanted or improper sexual activity.

My boss was giving me a TSA Pat-down the other day. I quit and I'm suing.

by Lebaiym November 21, 2010

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You're no Pat Myers.

A phrase meaning the person does not posess the amazing computer skills of wordPat Myers/word.

Kenny, you couldn't set up a firewall because you're no Pat Myers

by psxndc February 20, 2003

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TSA Pat-down

A TSA Pat-down is a sex move involving the placement of one's hand on the inside of another person's leg and slowly patting upward before engaging in a handjob or any other form of sexual activity. Can be used by and for a man or woman.

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by StainMcGorver December 29, 2010

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Awkward Shoulder Pat

When you have to pretend to feel sorry for someone, but you really don't, so you just give them the most awkward, non-comforting shoulder pat in the world.

"Joey told me he just broke up with his girlfriend. I always hated her, so I just gave him the Awkward Shoulder Pat."

by Skipmania April 29, 2010

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