Homersexual

A guy or girl that only prefers to have sex with those that share their regional or ethnic background. Very common among the closeminded and bigots. Also the exact opposite of Captain Kirk.

Homersexual: "No way I'm sleeping with that Asian chick....I need a Jersey girl."

by brandom March 3, 2011

Huberish

A dialect, understood only by select few descendants of early Italian civilizations, similar to common American English.

What was that Clientele® call ticket about? You wrote it in Huberish.

by Jason Lorance March 31, 2004

homerow fury

An act of showing extreem emotion. One just can not find any words to express oneself and thus just randomly hits keys wich almost always are on the homerow. It is mostly used to express anger or rage. But it can also be used to express other emotions like: amazement, sadness or joy. It is often typed with caps lock on, and followed by multiple exclamation marks.

use of homerow fury:
1. AFJKDLSFHKAHSL!!!!! I HATE YOU, ASSHOLE! D:<

2. FDKJ;AJKLSD!!!! THAT WAS SO EPIC! Ô0Ô

3. SDFHJLFALJAKHL!! MY BF JUST DUMPED ME! TT^TT

4. ASHJKFDLAKLA!!! I GOT AN A+ FOR MY TEST! :D

by pintje December 7, 2010

Homer Call

A sports term used to describe a call that is obviously biased to the home team, while calls for the away team are more droll, boring, insulting, or quiet.

Homer call, after home team scores:
"INCREDIBLE! THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER!!!!!!! (Home Team) SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

After away team scores:
"This is so sad I feel like puking looking at it!"

by Maximum_Spider December 14, 2012

Homersexual

A person who finds the most attractive qualities for a man to have is obesity, baldness and odd skin color (especially yellow).

Marge is a homersexual

by Tiitie guy April 1, 2015

Homer

A fucked up crazy haired hoe who thinks they can call me a boomer and fuck my dad after I call her a twink commonly has brown hair or black pale and is very short

You ever heard of Libby she’s a homer

by Acingangels November 6, 2019

Homerun

The act of jerking off in the car after work, then cumming when you pull in the driveway

Hey dude, I had a nice homerun yesterday.

by ThornedJustice November 10, 2019