canada's history

to cover a womans asshole in maple syrup, and after ejaculating into her face and mouth, knocking her tooth out with a hockey stick

OMG!!! she's a total slut if u gave her canada's history.

by brood5 February 4, 2010

canada's history

an interesting fact of canada is it is the home of the only living decendants of chuck norris and all are born with enormous trouser snakes that look strangely similar to a stack of 12 beer cans and are known for their sexual act the "canada's history" that has been made illegal by all those prudes in the USA because it has known to cause blindness to everyone in a 100 mile radius

i feel so dirty after experiencing canada's history for the first time

by canadaisawesome February 5, 2010

Canadian History

A sex act involving the application of maple syrup via a beer bottle while tied to a set of moose antlers and the use of a hockey stick both as a spanking intstiment and as a inertable sex toy

afterwords you eat bacon and drink a beer

did you hear Paris Hilton performed a Canadian History in her latest sex tape

by Mr. Xero February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Noun; The act of having sex with a moose while its playing hockey and calling you "buddy".

My cousin told me about his friend from up north that used to get drunk pull something he called a "Canada's History". He said it only works when you're drunk though, otherwise you won't be able to hear the moose call you "buddy".

by tekjansen February 5, 2010

Canada's History

When you take a gallon of maple syrup and pour it into someone's anus, then you take three pinecones and a beaver magazine, which is rolled into a muzzle, and shoot the pinecones out via pumping action.

After buying a jug of maple syrup at Costco, she became Canada's History.

by Colt45Burger February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Canada's History is a sexual act involving antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup. The action is when the syrup is poured on the antlers as lube, then participant A, places the antlers into participant B's ass, or vagina. The cup is then used to catch any leaking fluids, juices, or bodily excrements.

"Dude, did you hear that they did Canada's History last night??" "Ugh! Thats fucked up!"

by Carsy95650 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual competition performed after hockey season in the US. Two teams of men both strip down. Then, one after another, each team sits itself upon a single moose antler so that each team member's anus is stuck on a point of the antler. Old maple syrup is used as a glue to help keep the moose antlers in place. The Stanley Cup is then positioned in between the two teams and hot syrup is poured on the penis of the back most member of each team. The teams commence masturbating in team relay style. When the back most member ejaculates he then slaps his hand, covered in syrup and semen, on the member in front of him; so this man can use the mix as lubricant. The first team to get the front man to ejaculate into the Stanley Cup is declared the winner and is then filated buy the loosing team which is called "Quebec."

"I can't wait for the Hockey season to end. We're going to redo Canada's History; I am tired of being Quebec.

by Quebec '07 February 5, 2010