helmer

One who frequently engages in homosexual activities to please his prostate.

Yeah hes not gay, but hes a helmer.

by Dingle berry January 9, 2005

Bloody hells bells

Bloody hells bells comes from the north west of England; it comes from the term "bloody hell". It is typically a working class term relating to "oh my god".

John:Aye, big frank got knocked over on green lane last week.
Dave: Bloody hells bells

by Jake Penny March 13, 2008

Trojan Helmet

A man places their nuts on a girl's eyes so the penis hangs down on top of their nose, emulating a trojan helmet

Your dick on her face-a Trojan Helmet

by Nate's got a penis November 4, 2009

helmet

what they called head back in the day.

i'm going to get some helmet today boys!

by Jay May 29, 2003

Maybe You Should Have Been Wearing a Helmet

The first thing you should ever say to a friend/anyone after you/anyone cause physical pain towards that person in any area of their body.

*Kid falls off bike*
Kid : "Ouch! My shin!
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

*Friend gets kicked in the balls*
Friend: "I think you popped a nut!!"
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

by TheyCallMeStoner December 6, 2010

party helmet

Getting ready for a serious night of partying, that includes drinking, smoking pot, and perhaps a random sexual encounter.

"Hey J.J., do you have your party helmet on tonight?"

"Hell ya, Dominic, I'm ready to go."

by pinchypants April 4, 2006

polishing my helmet

giving someone a B.J.(blow job)

nigga:hey hoe start polishing my helmet
hoe:aghit but i dont come cheap

by lalalallalalalalalalal; December 30, 2007