Lisi Handshake

When a woman does not want to have sex, so instead she gives a half-assed handjob so the guy will back off.

Bob: Hey John, how’re things going?

John: Not great...I haven’t laid pipe in months! This dry-spell sucks! I’d even settle for a Lisi Handshake at this point!!

by Jack Prot December 4, 2018

Stack hands

A sexual act involving manual stimulation via hand(s) wherein multiple parties are involved in said stimulation.

Chip: I sat between Jill and Beth at dinner last night and they decided to stack hands under the table!

Parker: Gross! Jill passed me a piece of bread!

Chip: Sorry Parker, there was probably jizz on that bread...

Parker: I KNOW!!!!

by MrThompson69 January 30, 2019

fastest hands in the west

When you have a short time limit on finishing. Examplewise when you have morning wood but have to leave for work or school in about 5 minutes, you need to have the "fastest hands in the west" to get off in time. Can also be used for someone using as little time as possible masturbating.

Wow, Joe finished jacking off in under a minute? He must have the "fastest hands in the west"!

by Loser with fast hands November 9, 2019

Drawing Hands

The closest thing to torture that isn’t torture for an artist.

“How the fuck do you draw hands?! Honestly-!”

“I know right?! Argh, drawing hands is so difficult...I’ll just hide them behind the back.”

by Minnexx January 31, 2020

Gamer Hands

1. (Plural Noun) Bruised, broken, or aching hands from punching, slapping, and generally hitting a desk out of anger. It is a sign of a devout gamer.

“Ouch, I’ve got a serious case of gamer hands”

by HippyDippy_ May 1, 2020

Bummy Hands

The smell on your hands after you’ve picked your Bum.

“Ew get your bummy hands away for me”

by StokesyH July 13, 2020

brayden handsoap

a very esquizofrenic freaks out over everything and is danny kimballs slave

"hows brayden handsoap"

"ohh hes sucking off danny again"

by brayden handsoap October 19, 2020