Asshole Hangover

The shitty feeling you get after being an uncalled for asshole the night before.

"Damn, I treated my friends like shit for no reason, what the fuck was I thinking?"
"That's a wicked asshole hangover you got there. Better go fix it"

by Kazokone March 11, 2012

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Hangover Purgatory

1. When one is too hung over to get out of bed in the morning, but also too hung over to fall back asleep.

2. The unbelievable dizziness and nausea experienced the morning following a night of heavy alcohol intake, which makes sleeping unattainable and waking up unbearable

I had so many shots of tequila last night, I was in total hangover purgatory this morning

by Bones Malones March 16, 2012

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Silent Hangover

a hangover that creeps up on you throughout the day, generally when you wake up still drunk the next morning

Damn bro, I took hella shots last night, thus I will totes be having a silent hangover in a couple hours!

by muffinman091890 May 13, 2011

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Unearned Hangover

A hangover resulting from a night of non-excessive drinking.

Vic: "If I would have know I'd have an unearned hangover after only four gin and tonics I would have drank more."

by Power Droid August 6, 2010

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Phantom hangover

A hangover that is caused by the body being conditioned to consumption of alcohol, and triggered by memory/repetition.

If every Friday you get drunk, and have a hangover every Saturday as a result, your body becomes conditioned to feeling hungover upon waking up every Saturday.

If one friday you do not drink, but wake up feeling hungover anyway, due to your body just plain being used to the routine, you are the victim of a phantom hangover.

***Not an official medical condition, but it happens.

"You look like you had some fun last night."

"No, I didn't drink at all, but I got a phantom hangover!"

by BeppoMonger January 25, 2016

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