Hadley is my dude who speaks fluent sarcasm. She has a gazillion cousins.
often goes by haddles, hads.
1 like = 1new cousin for haddles
often goes by haddles, hads.
1 like = 1new cousin for haddles
Random kid- "did you hear about how hadley is cousins with half of they guys in the school?"
Me- "Yeahhhhh"
Me- "Yeahhhhh"
by watchoutitsdatboi May 6, 2019
Get the Hadley mug.An alternate term for baby wipes or wet wipes. While they are most commonly associated with diaper-changing, whores' handkerchiefs are also regularly employed by sex professionals (as well as non-pros) of either gender to facilitate a cleansing of the undercarriage prior to engaging in some form of snugglelingus. While very useful in cold weather when it's too chilly to take a shower; whores' handkerchiefs are also a favorite of nasty-ass lazy folks, people on camping trips and water conservationists alike. WH's can also can serve as a fancy substitute for toilet tissue.
female to Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter, Mary Cheney: "My love, I fear that your washrooms' supply of shit tickets has been fully depleted."
Mary Cheney to female: "No sweat baby, I got an unopened stash of whore's handkerchiefs under the sink. Now you run along and make that gash smell like artificial petunias for Mary...and hey, throw one'o them live baby dolphins into the piranha tank on yer way back, awright? They friggin' LOVE those!"
Mary Cheney to female: "No sweat baby, I got an unopened stash of whore's handkerchiefs under the sink. Now you run along and make that gash smell like artificial petunias for Mary...and hey, throw one'o them live baby dolphins into the piranha tank on yer way back, awright? They friggin' LOVE those!"
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. December 28, 2011
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N. The ultimate prize sought after the one called "Nig-Nog."
V. The action of Michael Breska getting a handjob.
Adj. A way of doing something when one is crunked out.
V. The action of Michael Breska getting a handjob.
Adj. A way of doing something when one is crunked out.
Nig Nog tryna getta Handbeezy.
Jenn ain't given Michael no Handbeezy.
You were telling the most handbeezy jokes last night.
Jenn ain't given Michael no Handbeezy.
You were telling the most handbeezy jokes last night.
by Nog-Nig. June 27, 2009
Get the Handbeezy mug.The minute Josh gets handrew he starts to touch other people's faces.
If you ever get handrew, wash your hands twice before eating.
If you ever get handrew, wash your hands twice before eating.
by darien October 4, 2006
Get the handrew mug.When your girl shaves her pussy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.
I was eating out Barbara the other day, and her Handlebar Muffstache was so good that it made my dick twice as hard because I felt like more of a man.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015
Get the Handlebar Muffstache mug.A beautiful and incredibly fun person to hang out with. He/she is incredible in every way. You will want to spend every moment of your life with her. He/she is just amazing.
by TwoSalt July 15, 2019
Get the Hadley mug.To consciously and frequently check your pockets for your handheld when you realize you can't feel it or the weight of it in your pocket. PSPs', DSs', cellphones, iPods, etc.
Accompanied with this is Chronic handheld check panic where upon checking the pocket where it was thought to be, but not there one will then tense and begin to rapidly pat down all pockets.
Accompanied with this is Chronic handheld check panic where upon checking the pocket where it was thought to be, but not there one will then tense and begin to rapidly pat down all pockets.
-Paul and Micheal leave a party-
Paul: *Paul reaches into knee pocket and sighs breath of relief after feeling his Droid*
Micheal: "Damn man you just checked for your phone like 10 minutes ago"
Paul: "Sorry man, I must have Chronic Handheld Check or something cause I get a bit worried when I can't feel it, and this cost a lot of bread.
Paul: *Paul reaches into knee pocket and sighs breath of relief after feeling his Droid*
Micheal: "Damn man you just checked for your phone like 10 minutes ago"
Paul: "Sorry man, I must have Chronic Handheld Check or something cause I get a bit worried when I can't feel it, and this cost a lot of bread.
by Raylock August 19, 2010
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