goose herpes

You know how fucking annoying a fucking goose is? You know how you can't get rid of herpes? Now imagine an orney, foul fowl with a bad case of distemper and covered in puss filled herpes sores. That won't go away, that will attach you and thus transmit the goose herpes to you. As your body slowly succumbs to the ravages of disease your hunger for bits of bread only increases along with your hatred of all mankind. Soon the transformation will be complete and you shall know unbounded hatred! HONK!

Damn, that bitch fucking nasty, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

Shit, at least she doesn't have goose herpes like your mom.

by Maxwell Haus August 26, 2020

herpes slurpee

when your girl been cheating, but you’ll still eat that bitch out

Kyle: You know Jessica sucked me off right?
Jim: Yeah, but I’ll still give her a herpes slurpee.
Kyle: Poggers.

by imtherealslimshadyyy October 1, 2020

Hobby Lobby Herpes

Glitter. Much like herpes, it gets everywhere and stays everywhere. It's very difficult to control and almost impossible to get rid of.

Dude, I got Hobby Lobby Herpes from dancing with that glittery chick last night.

by Modeler October 15, 2020

Pipe herpes

When you wash the orgy tarp in the tub and give the pipes herpes

Did you hear about the tarp orgy at the con last week? Washed it down the drain and gave the pipe herpes

by RagingFist81 April 1, 2017

Typo herpes

The process of mis-typing words that tends to sporadically affect other people

I caught your "typo herpes"

Stay away from Bobby... He has typo herpes!

by PsychoLogic1989 March 19, 2018

herpes-crabs

One of the most pernicious venereal diseases ever. What appears to be a simple herpes blister swells up to 4 times normal size, and erupts; releasing thousands of tiny crabs. the crabs disperse, fornicate, and lay eggs which mature into herpes-crabs blisters...

Girl, don't sleep with him or you'll get a wicked case of Herpes-crabs. Herpes crabs

by wodiespodie May 18, 2016

Herp

1. A combination of a burp followed by a hiccup.
2. A quick intake of air caused by a hiccup which results in a high/low pitch screech and a burp following after

Friend 1-*herps*
Friend 2-What the actual fuck was that?
Friend 1-it was a herp

by xoulus April 20, 2016