Rash Guard

A thin shirt made out of a stretchy material worn by surfers. It is worn on the upper body to protect from reef rash.

Brian wore a Rash Guard after that big hit he took last month and tore up his back.

by Andrea May 6, 2005

car guard

A derogatory term for a person that looks like he dresses poorly, or any other trait that is similar to a car guard. It is also an insulting term even if the person it is directed to resembles nothing of a car guard.

Your Mother's a card guard.

by vinniepaz June 20, 2005

guard mentality

Guard mentality is the mentality of a person on a defense oriented state of mind. He (or she) interprets sentances stated towards the person in a negative or insulting manner.

Dude that guy there has a total guard mentality

by Operator May 13, 2004

guardian nairb

A sexual fantasy a man wishes to enact upon a female.

Damn, I'd like to go guardian nairb on that chick.

by Cherrykallista July 15, 2006

gnardogs

A word used to describe awesomeness. A knock-off of the word gnarly.

a. Guy 1: DUDE THAT WAS SO SICKZ0RZ OMG OMG. YOU NAILED THAT POOP.
Guy 2: on a scale of 1-10 how many GNARDOGS WAS THAT?!?!?

a. Guy 1: that was so gnardogs!

by Reverend Buddy December 29, 2007

Gnardacious

The act of something being extremely gnar/gnartastic or radicall.. only sillymooses and donuts can be this. dedicated to m.gal ;)

kid: "it would be pretty gnardacious if i was a genie, wouldnt it?"
other kid: "yes it would, you silly moose!"

by Donutssss January 30, 2010

Tard Guard

(n.) A device put on top of water bottles to prevent the liquid inside from splashing you when you drink, referred to in the more formal name as a "splash guard". Only a true retard would need a guard to prevent him/her from pouring their drink upon his/herself.

-"OMG dude he just put a Tard Guard on his water bottle!"
-"what a retard!"

by johnsonraymenhymen August 3, 2009