English Grammar

Accommodate (two c's and two m's)
Asthma (sneaky "th")
Colonel (even though we pronounce it "kernel")
Conscience (even though we pronounce it "con-chense")
Embarrass (two r's and two s's)

basically living hell ;)

Bob: English Grammar sucks!
Jeff: yessss

by REB7293_2223hfje September 15, 2020

Grammar-Nazi

A term somebody uses based on a CollegeHumor video where a Nazi corrects somebody’s grammar.

Person 1: Your such a douche
Person 2: You’re*
Person 1: Ugh, stop being such a Grammar-Nazi!

by Just a person named john September 2, 2022

GRAMMAR BALLBUSTER

Sucking someone's BALL'S and plainly violating the correct sentence structure.

Listen LOUIS you know how picky and OCD about my RIDING I am as I asked for a GRAMMAR BALLBUSTER and you clearly violated the SENTENCE ANAL ALAN by not letting me sit on the LEFT SIDE of your face and properly lol ick my BALLS and SCROTUM left to right without stopping as that gives to he best sensations and you ruined it by staying on the LEFT too long.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 9, 2021

national no more grammar day

January 1st Is the day that this holiday falls on. you don't have to use grammar on this day and nobody can judge you lol

guy 1: Im jemertgsaedf
guy 2: I'm*
guy 1: shut the fuck up it's national no more grammar day
guy 2: oh.

by Funnymanyaa July 14, 2021

Grammar Zionist

Similar to a Grammar Nazi but a bit dumber.

Someone who tries to correct other people's speech, grammar, punctuation, etc. incorrectly.

randomdude123: lmao dude they're the best.
Grammar Zionist: their*, lol
randomdude123: umm that's wrong? haha

by SillyCreature January 28, 2024

Grammar Cracker

It's like a play on grammar nazi and graham cracker

That binch is a total grammar cracker

by Will graham cracker December 6, 2021

Grammar Nazi

Grammar nazi is a term to describe a _________ who disagrees with an opinion or statement, usually on an internet forum. They believe that any opinion you might have is null and void, due to spelling errors and lack of proper punctuation. They believe you are a moron who deserves whatever insult they dish out. They believe they are of superior intelligence. They pretend they do not understand your point, when they actually do understand. Some Grammar Nazi believe they are righteous authorities who must correct and are doing it for the betterment of Mankind. Many believe in eugenics, and the sterilization of the lower classes. Most are just rude, Know-it-all, ASSHOLES !

Shure iz fun ahnoy in Grammer Notseez. ( Grammar Nazi )

by worstever00 December 18, 2023