gooch smoocher

A homosexual male.

Chrithtopher wath a gooch smoocher.

by sbo August 15, 2011

gooch butter

The material that accumulates between the ball sack and anus, especially on hot nights.

She, unfortunately, got into the gooch butter and threw up.

by KansasSti June 26, 2011

gooch-guard

Protective padding in specialist shorts to prevent gooch chaffage during extreme cycling and other activities.

- Dude, what's your damage?
- My gooch-ache is killing me!
- Get crucial, you totally need a gooch-guard.

by el Donito June 11, 2005

Gooch rocket

term for taking someone elses towel and rubbing it on your gooch like when you floss

Dude i just gave my bastard roommate a gooch rocket

by Alex Silver September 19, 2007

Lawn Gooch

The small strip of grass that you AND your neighbor mow, either to be neighborly or cuz neither of you know where the real property line is.

I always mow the Lawn Gooch gooch on either side of my property because I dont know where the real property line is.

by Q Hound July 27, 2011

fa-gooch

The upper part of gooch located closer to the faneuter.

I must go shave my fa-gooch.

by R Fabrizi January 23, 2008

Gooch kick

wen u kick someone has hard as you can right in the gooch

i tried to give that fucker a gooch kick but i missed...now he has to shit from a tube.

by JJ January 12, 2004